King Keegan

Tetsujin

The Game Thread Dude
Keegan being an absolute butthead to his brother about him having the better Iowa career in regards to the most mundane details possible ('I had more fast break points in my starring season because I tried harder than you" "You didn't have anyone around this year to make you run stairs") is just exhibit number 5007 in my case for him being a future superstar. Pettiness levels this high and specific only show up in guys like MJ, KD, and Larry Bird.
 

Tetsujin

The Game Thread Dude
Things Keegan says he’s better than Kris at:
Shooting
Golfing
Passing (he was immensely proud of his 6 assist game)
Cooking
Baking (He doesn’t bake but he says he wins because Kris is bad at it and undercooked a cake for their 21st birthday)

things Keegan admits Kris is better than him at:
Dancing (Keegan doesn’t dance)

things Keegan says his dad is better than him at:
Defense
Reading a script

All-star season incoming.