Joe announcing his new Vodka on Twitter?

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15hJoe Maloof‏@JoeMaloof
What an amazing night. Everybody loved @ZingVodka it's fantastic & smooth. The new Maloof venture, Zing Red Velvet Cake pic.twitter.com/vikBdOsP






25 JulJoe Maloof‏@JoeMaloof
My dad said "Someday, somebody's going to make a drink that tastes just like your mother's red velvet cake" And we did! Cheers!





25 JulJoe Maloof‏@JoeMaloof
When we were kids, my mother used to make a red velvet cake that we all loved.






25 JulJoe Maloof‏@JoeMaloof
Tonight, at my sisters, my family is introducing a fantastic new vodka called Zing.



Wow Red Velvet cake Vodka? Really Joe? Sounds just Awful!!!
And this is your best news for us this Off-season?

Yeah Joe lets all get wasted on Vodka that tastes like Cake?
Do we get a Carl's Junior Santa Fe Burger when we buy a bottle after each Kings Game?



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wow... just wow... they should sell the team so they can focus on this cake vodka
 
Must be a joke...oh wait, the Maloofs ARE jokes. My bad. Carry on with the dream Joseph
 
Ok, so now we discover the real reason why the Kings didn't have a chance at AK47, he was obviously horrified at what the Maloofs were calling "vodka"
 
This isnt fake, and dont bad mouth this guys, if it sells well we might get a couple free agents next year! :rolleyes:
 
I'm surprised the bottle doesn't say "Maloof Sports and Entertainment presents Zing Vodka"

The placeholder page for Zing is found here: http://www.zingspirits.com/

I like this line:

"For the Maloofs, family and tradition are everything..."

Apparently honesty and commitment are much further down the list.

As for adhering to traditions, their father sold his NBA franchise. Just saying . . .
 
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i am sure they are busy right now lining up some Sweet endorsements as soon as they can!!!

Lets see Jason Kidd - " i am ready to knock down some more trees for Joe Maloof"
Eric Musselman - "Maybe there isnt a job for me in reno? but who cares? Im sipping red velvet Vodka!"
The whole Kings Roster - " Here is your Xmas bonus guys!!!! "
 
At least they are getting back to an area that made them money in the first place. Maybe it shows a shred of common sense. Can't cost a lot to develop and they should have distributor contacts.
 
At least now we know what will be going on the advertising patch on the jerseys.
 
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The Maloofs new family venture is of no surprise. Adrienne tweeted about it on July 9, 2012. She also shared pictures of her and Phil attending a commercial shoot.

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krong1170 said:
If I wanted something that tasted like red velvet cake, I think I'd just eat red velvet cake.
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I hate to say this, but if I wanted something that tasted like red velvet cake, I'd have my head examined. Red velvet cake tastes terrible to me.
 
funkykingston said:
I'm surprised the bottle doesn't say "Maloof Sports and Entertainment presents Zing Vodka"

The placeholder page for Zing is found here: http://www.zingspirits.com/

I like this line:

"For the Maloofs, family and tradition are everything..."

Apparently honesty and commitment are much further down the list.

As for adhering to traditions, their father sold his NBA franchise. Just saying . . .
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Well, technically the mother and kids sold it, after dad died. So they can uphold their own personal tradition. :)
 
New name for PBP?

Zing Center? Featuring the new "Zing Zone" where you can get wasted during the games!!!! How can they go wrong?!??!?!
 
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