Island of Pain and Misery Voting: SLAB's Island (3) Vs. NoBonus' Island (4)

[SLAB]

Which island would you LEAST want to live on?

SLAB's Island
1: Kobe Bryant
2: Casu Marzu --- Italian Maggot Cheese (Food)
3: Constant Extreme Desert Weather
4: Millions and Millions of The Bullet Ant
5: Screw Worm Infestation
6: Hot Lumpy Expired Sour Milk (Drink)
7: Richard Simmons
8: Al Davis: Ultimate Overseer/Ruler
9: Constant Horrible Case of Sunburn
10: Sleep Paralysis
11: The Black Hole (Raiders Fans)
12: Carrot Top ((Timed Out: #1))
13: Night Terrors ((Timed Out: #2))
14: Goatheads
15: A Live Studio Audience that Thinks My Misery is the Funniest Thing Ever.

Vs.

NoBonus' Island
1: Entire Island Coated in Hot Asphalt
2: Thousands of Obese Elderly Nudists
3: Civil War Battletent Hospital
4: Unlimited Amount of Meth available for all Island Inhabitants
5: The Macarena
6: Personal Responsibility For Everything On the Island
7: Island Floating in a Lake of Hot Lava
8: 2 Part Episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Arnold gets Molested to be Played 3 Times a Day
9: Pink Cotton Candy (Food)
10: Warm A&W Creme Soda (Drink)
11: Never Ending Religious War Timed Out: #1
12: A Billion Scutigera Coleoptrata, AKA House Centipedes.
13: Being Nude
14: Windows ME with no service packs
15: Kate Gosselin from Jon and Kate Plus Eight

 

[pdxKingsFan]

Came down to the food and drink for me here.

 

[VF21]

Kate Gosselin was the deciding factor for me. I'd like to see her forced to spend time on each of the other islands...I'm sure TLC's ratings would go sky-high if that happened.

 

[Warhawk]

Tough, tough choice. I really dislike all things Raiders, namely because many of their fans think it is cool to act like, well, poorly behaved Laker fans, but the "theme" that NoBonus put together grabbed my vote this round.

 

[NoBonus]

So a tie... how shall we resolve this?

 

[NoBonus]

Just go with a four-way semi finals... A three way final is nuts.

 

[VF21]

If SLAB doesn't check in by tonight, maybe we should just have a 24-hour tie-break vote?

 

[VF21]

Just go with a four-way semi finals... A three way final is nuts.

I rethought the situation and a four-way semi final would not be fair, especially since the contest between Bricklayer and kingsnation was almost as close as this one.

I also thought it had been longer than just a day since the poll closed, so I probably jumped the gun.

A three-way final is actually the more fair solution since there were no byes in the first round and with three finalists you really can't have another round. You cannot give someone a bye in the semi-finals....

Anyway, let's see what happens. Hopefully SLAB will check in and have a plan to resolve the whole thing.

 

[NoBonus]

I rethought the situation and a four-way semi final would not be fair, especially since the contest between Bricklayer and kingsnation was almost as close as this one.

I also thought it had been longer than just a day since the poll closed, so I probably jumped the gun.

A three-way final is actually the more fair solution since there were no byes in the first round and with three finalists you really can't have another round. You cannot give someone a bye in the semi-finals....

Anyway, let's see what happens. Hopefully SLAB will check in and have a plan to resolve the whole thing.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here... first, you should eliminate SLAB for overall SLAB-i-ness. Then eliminate the other participants solely on principal. Finally, declare me the supreme winner. Once that is done, you should go back and change the results of every TDOS draft I lost (which is every one I participated in) solely on principal. That is the only way to really fix this issue effectively.

 

[VF21]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here... first, you should eliminate SLAB for overall SLAB-i-ness. Then eliminate the other participants solely on principal. Finally, declare me the supreme winner. Once that is done, you should go back and change the results of every TDOS draft I lost (which is every one I participated in) solely on principal. That is the only way to really fix this issue effectively.

Hrm... You may have a point. Unfortunately, I think you mean "principle" and not "principal" so I cannot accept your proposal.

 

[NoBonus]

Hrm... You may have a point. Unfortunately, I think you mean "principle" and not "principal" so I cannot accept your proposal.

Dang! Lost by the narrowest of margins again!