Island of Pain and Misery Voting: SLAB's Island (3) Vs. Larry89's Island (10)

[SLAB]

Which island would you LEAST like to live on?

SLAB's Island
1: Kobe Bryant
2: Casu Marzu --- Italian Maggot Cheese (Food)
3: Constant Extreme Desert Weather
4: Millions and Millions of The Bullet Ant
5: Screw Worm Infestation
6: Hot Lumpy Expired Sour Milk (Drink)
7: Richard Simmons
8: Al Davis: Ultimate Overseer/Ruler
9: Constant Horrible Case of Sunburn
10: Sleep Paralysis
11: The Black Hole (Raiders Fans)
12: Carrot Top ((Timed Out: #1))
13: Night Terrors ((Timed Out: #2))
14: Goatheads
15: A Live Studio Audience that Thinks My Misery is the Funniest Thing Ever.

Vs.

Larry89's Island
1: Durian Fruit (Food)
2: Millions of 'Siafu' --- The African Driver Ant
3: Massive Hangover
4: Giant Locust Swarms
5: Randomly Frequent Occurring Earthquakes above Magnitudes of 7
6: Hired Mafia Hitmen Coming to Kill
7: Periodic,Often Happening Moments of Blindness and Deafness Randomly Occuring throughout my day. ((Timed Out: #1))
8: Baby Mice Wine (Drink)
9: Living on Island With Rick Fox
10: Nightmares
11: Randomly Often Occuring Moments of Shellshock
12: Loss of Short Term Memory
13: Randomly Often Occurring Interviews by Angela Tsai
14: Bad Gas
15: William Hung Contionually Singing 24/7 right next to me

 

[SLAB]

And can a mod edit the two polls where the second island didn't get a ranking in the title?

Larry89= (10)
Vikinginferno= (11)

 

[VF21]

This was a TOUGH decision.

 

[kingsnation]

Agreed. Larry's items 5-8 really made his island worse for me.

 

[Larry89]

Loss of short term memory up until the point right before reaching the island would suck, especially having hitmen come for you and constantly being unfamiliar with your surrounds

 

[SLAB]

Loss of short term memory up until the point right before reaching the island would suck, especially having hitmen come for you and constantly being unfamiliar with your surrounds

But sadly the hitmen would incompetently fail every single time, says the original rules (No dying), and then you would forget about the previous terror, which would almost make the island seem normal for a precious few seconds!



While on my island you have persistent sunburn and the Black Hole Raider fans beating the hell out of me...While being laughed at by a whole audience...
...Among others.