April 19, 2007 conversation:
Joe Maloof to Geoff Petrie: "You know Geoff, we're all really disappointed, the fans who deserved better, our players who often seemed more confused than coached, and our family who was let down right from the very beginning with 'his' DUI, and then virtually straight downhill from there."
Gavin Maloof to Petrie: "Yeah, it was a damn bummer of a year. We had the fiasco with the new ARCO arena plan, me and my big face plastered all over a sloppy Carl's Jr. burger, Vegas NBA All-Star weekend degenerating into one big embarrassment, and lots of other BS dragging everyone in the organization down."
Geoff to Maloof brothers: "You mean you guys regret not re-signing a head coach who had brought 8 straight NBA playoff runs to a team that rarely had a winning record in the previous decade plus before 'he' arrived?
Maloofs in unison to Petrie: "Yep, we regret it."
Gavin to Petrie: "Now go out there and announce 'his' firing and that the search for a new coach has begun. No need to tell the media that 'he' won't be re-hired as coach, however."
Joe to Petrie: "But don't worry Geoff, we'll stay totally out of it this time - we promise. We won't be saying or doing anything in regards to roster moves, trades, the draft, new head coach, any of it that you'll need to get the Kings back on track, in the playoffs and shooting for an NBA title.
Gavin to Petrie: "We've always talked about bringing a championship to Sacramento, but with all of the set-backs this season who knows when that will ever be. With so little to count on at the moment, we'll be counting on you and only you... Geoff."
You forgot something..........
Gavin to Petrie: "Well, Geoff, we know he (Muss) was your man, but we've got to go in another direction. The polls certainly indicate that.
Petrie, thinking to himself: Hmm, so Muss was
my decision. And
my decision didn't turn out to everyone's liking. If they (Maloofs) would have listened to my advice about not trading for Artest, none of this would ever have happened. I wouldn't be looking like a friggin idiot.
Gavin to Petrie: "Uhh Geoff, uhhhh, do you think we might get any offers on Artest?"
Petrie, thinking to himself: Oh, is now where I should tell them, "I told you so!" Don't they wonder just a little if this stupid Artest trade might have contributed to the failure of this coach? Once I knew Artest was on the team, the lead psychologist at Atescadero should have been the coach.
Petrie to Gavin: "I've been talking to a lot of teams, but there aren't any offers yet."
Petrie, thinking to himself: Should I tell Gavin that all I hear on the end of the line is laughing, uncontrollabe laughter. We're the laughing-stock of the NBA!"
Gavin to Petrie: "Well, keep working it, Geoff, and keep us aprised."
Gavin, thinking to himself: I wonder if Petrie still has what it takes?
Petrie nods.
Petrie, thinking to himself: Yeah, right. I wonder what's the next desperation move they ram down my throat!