If Western Conference teams were celebrities...

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Link

Well, I thought it was funny... beats the **** out of all of those bull**** ****ing "power rankings," at any rate...

 

[ImAKing]

lol.

SACRAMENTO KINGS--The 40 Year Old Virgin

Really nice guys who have been at it a long time with no results.

 

[VF21]

My fave?

PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS--Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

Socially awkward, occasionally embarrassing. Hitting it big in the lottery is the best (some would say only) hope for long-term success.

 

[LPKingsFan]

Good find

 

[RaY Z]

hahaha... 40 yr old virgin....

 

[KingKong]

hahaha... 40 yr old virgin....

Yup, that one cracked me up too. I'm all for comparisons replacing the rankings, but what would we do with all that TP.

 

[kennadog]

I liked the "Warren Commission" Sonics. Funny stuff, including the 40-year old virgin. Thanks for sharing, Slim!

 

[Prophetess]

how can you not like this one?


LOS ANGELES LAKERS--Saturday Night Live



Used to be relevant, now just a sad parody of themselves.

 

[Gargamel]

^ Taint true. Lakers are relevant even when they're a parody. (According to national stations, the press, and road tix sales).

 

[Prophetess]

^ Taint true. Lakers are relevant even when they're a parody. (According to national stations, the press, and road tix sales).

eh...what would a man who can't catch a 3" blue dude really know anyway?

 

[Insomniacal Fan]

I would have chosen Paris Hilton for the Lakers: Over-exposed, undertalented

 

[Gargamel]

eh...what would a man who can't catch a 3" blue dude really know anyway?

Haha. I actually had to ponder what that meant for about 10 secs.

 

[atxrocker]

lol... provided me with a much needed laugh.

 

[BJax24]

I would have chosen Paris Hilton for the Lakers: Over-exposed, undertalented

couldnt have said it better myself