Would you prefer the term "excrement"?
As in "this offseason has been excrement?"
Or "our team is awash in excrement?"
Or "if Geoff does not pull off several of the late offseason moves that were once a trademark back before he jumped the shark and became the West Coast's Kevin Mchale, come opening night he will deserve to have a bag full of steaming excrement dumped over his head on national TV?"