Head Coach wanted, PPT presenters automatically disqualified
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Stan Van Gundy perhaps?
Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
PurpleHaze
All-Star
I'm hoping for Stan the Man. Mainly because of this solid NBA coaching experience, and Northern Calif. connection (played H.S. B-ball in Bay Area). I know he looks a bit like porn star star Ron Jeremy according to Jim Rome, but I see a kind of Maloof Bro' look around the waist line plus overall appearance and age (born 1958). The guy's extremely in your face competitive which will also make for a fun rivalry when matched up with fellow Western Conf. foe Houston Rockets, coached by his younger brother, Jeff. I would be very taken back if the Kings brain-trust selected a head coach less experienced than Musselman - and that leaves Stan Van Gundy as one of the very few out there currently available. Out with the Musselman "error" and in with the SVG era of return to Kings glory! Just a wish...
Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
Funny, but I was thinking many of these same things yesterday.
Thing is, nobody really knows if SVG is actually on the market. Heck, I'm not even sure if anybody knows where SVG actually is. For all we know he could actually be DOING porn right now.
(and if he is, who in their right mind would give up that gig to come babysit pampered millionaire ball bouncers?).
piksi
Hall of Famer
I think that would be the greatest acquisition in the history of western civilization.
You know Brick - let him coach for 3 straight seasons = 3 very high picks + all the bad contracts are expired - great time to start over.
Worst cas scenario - at least we won't have to listen to his broadcasts
PurpleHaze
All-Star
Funny, but I was thinking many of these same things yesterday.
Thing is, nobody really knows if SVG is actually on the market. Heck, I'm not even sure if anybody knows where SVG actually is. For all we know he could actually be DOING porn right now.
Well, as I understand he's working as a basketball and sports consultant for a small local college (forgot the name) in the Miami area. I think he may be bored by now with all that "spending time with the family," and looking for a better, more challenging gig. Plus, as I said because he went to high school in Martinez, CA and still has a bunch of teenage kids maybe Sac would appeal to him and maybe he will appeal to the Maloof/Petrie brain trust of the Kings.
Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
Warmign to the idea. Just imagine the promo ads for "Your Sacramento Kings '08" (just ad Kings logo bottom left):
Circa_1985_Fan
All-Star
Gavin, is that you on the other line?? Hello?? Hello??John Weisnat.
Circa_1985_Fan
All-Star
Dude, if we brought in the SVG the 'Hedgehog' as our coach, that would be awesome!! Would that mean discounts on lap dances at Gold's Club Centerfolds?Warmign to the idea. Just imagine the promo ads for "Your Sacramento Kings '08" (just ad Kings logo bottom left):
Circa_1985_Fan
All-Star
We should send our vote in for Piksi as the next coach. Imagine how entertaining the post-game news conference would be with the nightly TDM, LW-VC and JHA awards.
piksi
Hall of Famer
We should send our vote in for Piksi as the next coach. Imagine how entertaining the post-game news conference would be with the nightly TDM, LW-VC and JHA awards.
somebody would have to bail me out because the first time that I get my hands on Bavetta - well
Wuster
Starter
somebody would have to bail me out because the first time that I get my hands on Bavetta - well
Sounds like a blockbuster PPV event in the making
piksi
Hall of Famer
Sounds like a blockbuster PPV event in the making
followed by a live episode of ER and then "Law and order" to conlude with "Dr Phil" talk show
Circa_1985_Fan
All-Star
I'd buy it!Sounds like a blockbuster PPV event in the making
SacKings384
Starter
Oh how I would love to see Bill Walton be the coach for a day...
Kings, are down 1 with 10 seconds left in the fourth
Bill: "Alright boys, the fate of Western civilization lies in your hands at this very moment. It's just you guys, and the ball. Nobody else is out there"
Kevin:"Yeah...What about the defenders?"
Bill:"Don't worry about them. I sacrificed a lamb this morning to the basketball gods, the balance of power has shifted in our favor."
Bill:"Now, the jump ball. The epitomy of nature. The balance of power of all the earth, the fate of Western civilization as we know it, lies in that ball, at that moment as it reaches it's apex in the atmosphere, and falls down to the Kings of the universe."
Mike: "We don't even have a jump ball, we HAVE the ball."
Bill: "Such a shame... Well here's the play then. Ron, you're going to float on the waterfall towards the bucket of golden wonders. Mike, you are going to swallow the streams of the river, as you fight the monstorous beasts of Ilrak. Kevin, you are going to call to the powers of the basketball gods, and then head towards the corner line of eternity. Mike, you're going to get the orb of life from Brad. The fate of all mankind lies in your hands. History as we know it, will be re-written at this very moment. Cherish it. For all mankind may be doomed if we fail."
Brad: "Holy crap what was that?"
Mike:"I have no ideas what's going on right now."
Kevin: "So wait... Where's the line of eternity?"
Ron:"Don't worry guys, I understood every word he said."
Kings, are down 1 with 10 seconds left in the fourth
Bill: "Alright boys, the fate of Western civilization lies in your hands at this very moment. It's just you guys, and the ball. Nobody else is out there"
Kevin:"Yeah...What about the defenders?"
Bill:"Don't worry about them. I sacrificed a lamb this morning to the basketball gods, the balance of power has shifted in our favor."
Bill:"Now, the jump ball. The epitomy of nature. The balance of power of all the earth, the fate of Western civilization as we know it, lies in that ball, at that moment as it reaches it's apex in the atmosphere, and falls down to the Kings of the universe."
Mike: "We don't even have a jump ball, we HAVE the ball."
Bill: "Such a shame... Well here's the play then. Ron, you're going to float on the waterfall towards the bucket of golden wonders. Mike, you are going to swallow the streams of the river, as you fight the monstorous beasts of Ilrak. Kevin, you are going to call to the powers of the basketball gods, and then head towards the corner line of eternity. Mike, you're going to get the orb of life from Brad. The fate of all mankind lies in your hands. History as we know it, will be re-written at this very moment. Cherish it. For all mankind may be doomed if we fail."
Brad: "Holy crap what was that?"
Mike:"I have no ideas what's going on right now."
Kevin: "So wait... Where's the line of eternity?"
Ron:"Don't worry guys, I understood every word he said."
piksi
Hall of Famer
Oh, man. That was awesome. Funny part is, it's probably ture.
kupman
Starter
This thread has the potential to deteriorate like no other thread before......ah, how I would like to contribute to further deterioration. I will, however, resist the temptation.
ROFL this was the funniest thing I've read all day... and the funniest thing is that would probably happen.
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