Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat

Poorly coached, poorly played, DeMarcus disappoints...I hereby pronounce this game Fugly.
Let's do a Theme of Wax Celebs
Boxscore
Garcia ( C+ ) -- got the start, and if he could only shoot the damn ball any better than I can it would have been a successful one. Able to walk in along the baseline several times in the early going for layups and setting up teammates. But aside from a short first half burst when he accidentally hit a shot, and it reminded him where the hoop was for the next one, it was just another brickapoolaza. No excuses either -- Cisco plays the roleplayer better than any other King, and the shots he is missing are all set up by teammates, many of them wide open. And it was just too bad because he brought the help defense with him again today, notching 3stls and 2 help blocks and being a presence in the first half in particular. Just frustrating to watch him sink back into the same nonsense that had him benched for the first half of the season. Its a wide open shot Cisco! Just pretend its shootaround!

No word on whether the blond is wax or merely plastic.
Thompson ( A- ) -- best King on the court...right up until we suddenly decided to bench him for the final 4 minutes of the game? Some good help defense in the early going, and yet was still managing to play excellent defense on Blake, who admittedly wasn;t playing with much spark,, but still -- JT dominated him. Was all over the offensive glass early and was cleaning up all the pretty looking misses by the main guns and led the team in both scoring and rebounding in the first quarter. Badly outperformed Griffin in the early going. Grabbed more rebounds than the entire starting frontcourt of the Clippers, or all 4 other starters for us. And yet was just mysteriously taken out of the game at the 4:30 mark, similar to what Smart did to Reke the other night when he was our best player and threatenign a triple double. Just insanity. Of course what happened was DeMarcus need to come back in, and he did, but but Chuck was also playing well, and Jason hadn't rested in a long time and and...and nothing. You don't take out your best and most effective player of the night for the final 4 minutes of a very winnable game. You just don't. We were up 1 when the move was made at the 4:35 mark. We lost by 8. You do the math.

Cousins ( F ) -- you know, a lot went into this one, but I don't really care. At this point DeMarcus has got to start embracing his stardom, and that means no more kiddie efforts where you just get skunked and its ok. Its not ok. If you are going to be a star in a man's league you have to walk onto that court with an attitude and say I AM going to drop 20-10 on you every night, and if you're lucky I'll just leave it at that and not go for 25 or 30. And this time out Boogie did not have that look. Was overpenetrating and getting smothered early for turnovers, and while he made a few nice plays, in general he was getting badly outsaavied out there on his way to 4 first quarter turnovers. Added a 5th TO before half, and then compounded things by adding foul trouble as well. Then for some inexpicable reason we started him on Grffin to begin the 3rd, and predictably he got into worse foul trouble immediately. Now somebody on here was claiming that he didn't actually start on Griffin, that he just kept repeatedly switching onto him. So maybe just bad scheme, rather than terrible sideline decision. But either way, there was no way, NO way that you could possibly put a frustrated DeMarcus Cousins out there to start the third, carrying three fouls, and have him guard an athletic high scoring forward notorious for flopping. None. And if that was a coaching decision, it was just stupid. Barely played, got the expected foul, did not return until the final 4 minutes, at which time he AGAIN was put on Blake Griffin. Why we shall never know since both JT and Hayes had done a great job on Griffin. But we bring the guy who's been sitting on the sideline for half an hour out to get torched by Griffin for the last few minutes as we lose the game. Did come up with one great power finish at the 1:30 mark, but that was it, and fouled out with 6 seconds to go and us dead of self inflicted wounds.

I thought I would add a really bad one for variety. Want to take a guess who that is? The flag is a hint. And the "artist" who created this "likeness" should stick to paint dripping, because this is as bad as those old Kings bobbleheads that never looked remotely like anybody.
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