[Game] Game 55: Sacramento Kings @ Los Angeles Clippers

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Why does Kayte only travel with the team when they stay in California? Is she on the No Fly list?

 

[Tetsujin]

DAVID STOCKTON SIGHTING!!!!

<3 <3<3

 

[Tetsujin]

#StocktonProud

 

[sdballer]

David is rocking a 7th grade mustache

 

[Chubbs]

I hope John signed David's permission slip before tonight's game.

 

[CurseOfTheSalmons]

This David Stockton is like the skinny Chris Evans at the beginning of the first Captain America movie.

 

[Tetsujin]

Color me disappointed that David Stockton does not wear short shorts

 

[SLAB]

He's so comically small and 12 year old looking. It's kind of adorable.

 

[Tetsujin]

Personally, I'm kinda hoping that we keep him on the roster for the rest of the season just for craps and giggles.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

He's so comically small and 12 year old looking. It's kind of adorable.

I kind of want to see him standing next to Kayte; it'd be like a third grader looking up at his mom.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Stockton has played the best defense on Rivers all night.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Only 15505 to go...

 

[Tetsujin]

Somewhere in Utah, John Stockton sits on a couch between all thirty-seven of his children and smiles with pride.

 

[Tetsujin]

Sadly, David Stockton has already played better than Nik has tonight.

 

[sdballer]

Stockton has played the best defense on Rivers all night.

I'm actually a bit impressed with it.

 

[sdballer]

Sadly, David Stockton has already played better than Nik has tonight.

Niks about as useful as my nipples

 

[enigma99a]

Clippers going for 130 points tonight?

 

[Showtime]

Stockton has played the best defense on Rivers all night.

You mean not hanging 10ft off a hot shooter is good defense?

 

[Tetsujin]

Mike Smith is practically creaming himself on live television because of David Stockton

 

[CurseOfTheSalmons]

Poor guy blocked Nik Stauskas so hard he hurt his hand lol.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Kings haven't had the best of luck with Hall of Famer's sons: Stockton has already the second-best we've ever had.

Jon Barry is the gold standard, people: think about that.

 

[Tetsujin]

I would be lying if I said I wasn't moderately surprised by how not-terrible David Stockton has been.

 

[swisshh]

David Stockton actually knows what to do out there. If only he was bigger physically.

 

[CurseOfTheSalmons]

Mr. Stockton has locked Austin Rivers up.

 

[Entity]

Why does Kayte only travel with the team when they stay in California? Is she on the No Fly list?

She gets into the mini liquor bottles

 

[parker]

Kings outscore Clippers in 2 of the 4 quarters.#SacramentoProud

Now if they just hadn't been outscored 73-36 in the other two quarters, all would have been good.

 

[Entity]

Niks about as useful as my nipples

I'm not sure what to do with this

 

[PurpleHaze]

David Stockton's stats decent garbage time line. Assists, rebounds, a little D and 9 more days to go until Reno time again.

 

[Tetsujin]

Sure David Stockton is 5'7" but he's a TALL 5'7".

 

[CurseOfTheSalmons]

Well, that'll end Stockton's career.