From Shaq:

[kingkung]

"Heat center Shaquille O'Neal has been entertaining the media all week with his one-liners. O'Neal was asked why there is so much mystery surrounding his mammoth size. "Because I'm a freak of nature. You've never seen anyone this big, this sexy, move this way. Being that I'm in the fitness business now, I've got a lot of people that understand that muscle weighs more than fat and if you look at the frame, there's a lot of muscle on this frame," O'Neal said. "When you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat."

The funny thing is... he wasn't talking about himself... he was talking about Oprah.

(BAH-DUM-CHING!)

 

[Viking]

From Viking:


You're fat.


PS Shut up

 

[6th]

From Viking:


You're fat.


PS Shut up

Yeah, Viking is trying to sleep here. It is TDOS afterall.


Oh, some of you are still playing? Sorry, I forgot about that.

 

[Viking]

you should hear his grunting at 3 AM.

occasionally he screams "ADELMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!" and puts a curse upon his head.

It's actually quite sad.

 

[hoopsfan]

Funny...no word from him after his stellar performance last night though. He sure talks it up when things are going good, but as soon as the losing starts, it's not a word unless it's putting the blame on someone else.

 

[SLAB]

Funny...no word from him after his stellar performance last night though. He sure talks it up when things are going good, but as soon as the losing starts, it's not a word unless it's putting the blame on someone else.

Was that an issue back in LA?

...Sorry I had to take the cheap shot, dont hate me Hoops.

 

[hoopsfan]

Was that an issue back in LA?

...Sorry I had to take the cheap shot, dont hate me Hoops.

No hate here SLAB. Yes, it was an issue in LA...a big issue. People hated it then and are happy that he's Miami's problem child now.

Has anyone ever noticed that the drama has always followed Shaq??

Shaq and Penny couldn't get along in Orlando...then he had problems with Kobe..now hes starting the same mumble, mumble in Miami, tossing the blame to his teammates. "If the big dog don't get fed he won't guard the house."

 

[Padrino]

No hate here SLAB. Yes, it was an issue in LA...a big issue. People hated it then and are happy that he's Miami's problem child now.

Has anyone ever noticed that the drama has always followed Shaq??

Shaq and Penny couldn't get along in Orlando...then he had problems with Kobe..now hes starting the same mumble, mumble in Miami, tossing the blame to his teammates. "If the big dog don't get fed he won't guard the house."

i guess being "fed" to the tune of $100 million doesn't quite do it for shaq.

 

[loopymitch]

i guess being "fed" to the tune of $100 million doesn't quite do it for shaq.

Give him a break, he has a family to feed

 

[hoopsfan]

Spree got a job yet??

 

[Gargamel]

Spree got a job yet??

I think he sells spinning rims.