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Grandfather kills leopard with his hands
Wed Jun 22,11:42 AM ET



NAIROBI (Reuters) - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M'Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.
M'Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal's tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping," he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer's wrist and mauled him with its claws. "A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide open mouth. I obeyed," M'Mburugu said.

As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

M'Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

"This guy is very lucky to be alive," Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.


Somehow I think I personally would have done the deed with the damn machete, but this was more fun. :) Tough old dude.
 
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Unbelievable !!!! This ranks right-up there with that story about the dad that went into the water after the shark that had his son's arm down in Florida.

But, this guy was 73 years old !!! .... unbelievable
 
Did anyone else see the 95 year old man who broke the record for the 100 m dash for his age group?

Broke it by 2 seconds with a time of around 22 seconds. Pretty impressive for a guy nearing triple digits.
 
Is it just me or does this story remind you the movie Road House and the scene where Patrick Swayze takes that dude's throat out? Ah, memories of 15 year old B movies.
 
Interesting story. I have always thought that stuffing an arm down the throat of a big dog would be a good defensive measure in an attack. I suppose you might lose your arm, but it would be batter than having your throat ripped out.

I am surprised that the big cat in Kenya didn't claw the old man to death. Cat claws are very formidable.

He was a tough, and lucky, old man.

We need a few guys like this on the Kings roster so that we would do better in the NBA playoffs.
 
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Lola Leopard to Larry:

"What's the matter, Larry? Man got your tongue?"

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