Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
AKA the This One's For You Zach Lowe thread
Alright, been waiting to put together this splashy puppy. Its the thread you don't make. The claim you don't put forth. But its high time somebody changed the conversation on this topic. I elect me.
So here we go: DeMarcus Cousins is the Absolute Key to the Defense of the Sacramento Kings
Here's the proof:
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The Basics
-- he leads the Kings in defensive rebounding with 8.6 def reb a game, good for 5th in the league (tied for 2nd in def reb/per 48min) He has 590 def rebs on the season. Jason Thompson is the second highest king with 352.
-- he leads the Kings, and all NBA centers, in steals with 1.5stls a game.
-- he leads the Kings in shotblocking with 1.2. A modest number, but he has 86 blks on the year, JT has 55, no other King has more than 33.
-- he leads the entire NBA in charges drawn with 32 (as of Apr 5th). He has drawn several more since then.
In short he leads the Kings in essentially every defensive statistic.
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82games.com
according to 82games.com the Kings are a staggering 6.4pts/per 100 possessions (roughly 5pts per game) better defensively with Boogie on the floor than off it. That is better than Roy Hibbert, Joakim Noah, DeAndre Jordan and Dwight Howard. Its in fact one of the biggest marks in the league, and its driving Zach Lowe mad and I have no intention of stopping pelting him with it until he buckles and concedes the obvious.
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Defensive Rating
All season long Cousins has had by FAR and away the best DRTG on the Kings. Here is the complete list with 3 games to go in the season (low is good):
Cousins 101
Evans 104
Hayes 105
Cunningham 105
Acy 107
Gray 107
Ndiaye 108
Mbah a Moute 108
Patterson 108
Thompson 108
Williams 109
Gay 109
Outlaw 110
Salmons 110
Landry 110
Thomas 111
Thornton 111
Fredette 111
McLemore 112
McCallum 112
Vasquez 114
Johnson 115
White 116
You know who else has a 101 Drtg in the NBA this year? Tony Allen, Kevin Garnett, Serge Ibaka, and Dwight Howard. In fact there are fewer than 40 players in the entire league at or above that number.
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So there you have it. Enough with group think. Watch what Cousins does out there in the last few games. Watch him step upto cut off lanes, move over to help. When he's on his toes, protect the rim. Constantly a menace with his hands for steals. Munch up defensive boards. He'll be slow to recover back sometimes after challenging up top, and often not get help from rotaters when he has to step up to stop penetration, which is not on him. Watch his defense when he gets switched onto somebody. And enough about him not getting back. Go ahead and count how often he gets beat down the court by his man anymore. The hustle is notably different. And when he doesn't challenge people inside 9 times out of 10 it is directly related to foul trouble and the need to avoid getting another one. Enough with old dialogue. Not only does it not fit with reality, but you're going to have a helluva time finding a stat to tell you it still does.
Kisses Zach.
P.S.Synergy
Synergy defensive stats are total bunk btw. But because its a name, then here you go:
1) Cousins is merely tied for 105th with about 20 guys in defensive rating. Of course amongst those 20 guys are Jaokim Noah, Anthony Davis, Tyson Chandler, LeBron James and Kevin Garnett, hewre's why you can ignore those alleged "stats": all those guys are trailing Kevin Love, Jared Sullinger, Carmelo Anthony and Jamal Crawford. Right.
P.P.S. I don't even want to talk about the mucked up faked DPRAM stat being pushed right now, including everything from previous years stats, to subjective tweaks, to mushing in team records, to grandma's apple pie, but it should be noted that Boogie finishes Top 20% in those stats too.
Alright, been waiting to put together this splashy puppy. Its the thread you don't make. The claim you don't put forth. But its high time somebody changed the conversation on this topic. I elect me.

So here we go: DeMarcus Cousins is the Absolute Key to the Defense of the Sacramento Kings
Here's the proof:
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The Basics
-- he leads the Kings in defensive rebounding with 8.6 def reb a game, good for 5th in the league (tied for 2nd in def reb/per 48min) He has 590 def rebs on the season. Jason Thompson is the second highest king with 352.
-- he leads the Kings, and all NBA centers, in steals with 1.5stls a game.
-- he leads the Kings in shotblocking with 1.2. A modest number, but he has 86 blks on the year, JT has 55, no other King has more than 33.
-- he leads the entire NBA in charges drawn with 32 (as of Apr 5th). He has drawn several more since then.
In short he leads the Kings in essentially every defensive statistic.
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82games.com
according to 82games.com the Kings are a staggering 6.4pts/per 100 possessions (roughly 5pts per game) better defensively with Boogie on the floor than off it. That is better than Roy Hibbert, Joakim Noah, DeAndre Jordan and Dwight Howard. Its in fact one of the biggest marks in the league, and its driving Zach Lowe mad and I have no intention of stopping pelting him with it until he buckles and concedes the obvious.
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Defensive Rating
All season long Cousins has had by FAR and away the best DRTG on the Kings. Here is the complete list with 3 games to go in the season (low is good):
Cousins 101
Evans 104
Hayes 105
Cunningham 105
Acy 107
Gray 107
Ndiaye 108
Mbah a Moute 108
Patterson 108
Thompson 108
Williams 109
Gay 109
Outlaw 110
Salmons 110
Landry 110
Thomas 111
Thornton 111
Fredette 111
McLemore 112
McCallum 112
Vasquez 114
Johnson 115
White 116
You know who else has a 101 Drtg in the NBA this year? Tony Allen, Kevin Garnett, Serge Ibaka, and Dwight Howard. In fact there are fewer than 40 players in the entire league at or above that number.
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So there you have it. Enough with group think. Watch what Cousins does out there in the last few games. Watch him step upto cut off lanes, move over to help. When he's on his toes, protect the rim. Constantly a menace with his hands for steals. Munch up defensive boards. He'll be slow to recover back sometimes after challenging up top, and often not get help from rotaters when he has to step up to stop penetration, which is not on him. Watch his defense when he gets switched onto somebody. And enough about him not getting back. Go ahead and count how often he gets beat down the court by his man anymore. The hustle is notably different. And when he doesn't challenge people inside 9 times out of 10 it is directly related to foul trouble and the need to avoid getting another one. Enough with old dialogue. Not only does it not fit with reality, but you're going to have a helluva time finding a stat to tell you it still does.
Kisses Zach.
P.S.Synergy
Synergy defensive stats are total bunk btw. But because its a name, then here you go:
1) Cousins is merely tied for 105th with about 20 guys in defensive rating. Of course amongst those 20 guys are Jaokim Noah, Anthony Davis, Tyson Chandler, LeBron James and Kevin Garnett, hewre's why you can ignore those alleged "stats": all those guys are trailing Kevin Love, Jared Sullinger, Carmelo Anthony and Jamal Crawford. Right.
P.P.S. I don't even want to talk about the mucked up faked DPRAM stat being pushed right now, including everything from previous years stats, to subjective tweaks, to mushing in team records, to grandma's apple pie, but it should be noted that Boogie finishes Top 20% in those stats too.
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