I sent this off to Bill Simmons on ESPN's Page 2
I am a Niner fan in full-fledge, no-apologies "Tank it for Bush!" mode. The problem is the Texans are a game "ahead" of us. If both teams can hold serve, Jan. 1 Texans at 49ers has the potential to be the worst played game in the history of competitive sports. Can't you just see it now? Kris Brown kicking at a 90 degree angle, Alex Smith taking a 27 step drop into the back of his own endzone...Oh, the Humanity!