Can You Believe This ? Some Jerk Egged Bibby's House/Car.

[slugking50]

OMG. Complete disgust? Really shocked?

Dude, it was eggs... stupid eggs.

Bibby already made it clear it didn't really effect him:



I'm sure Mike has already forgotten all about it and I'm absolutely positive he isn't reading too much into it.

Couldve been worse. Couldve been ologna on his car.

 

[treewoman]

Did you hear the one where the woman called 9-1-1 because a fast food restaurant had gotten her order wrong and she wanted the cops to come make them fix it? She was parked in the drive-thru and wasn't going to move until the police showed up.

As a 911/law dispatcher I can vouch for the stupidity of reasons people call 911. Granite Bay being the biggest offenders. "My daughter won't put the clothes in the drier" "There are hangers in the roadway." Turned out to be 4 hangers - deputy sent to educate the person on what is and isn't life threatening.
My all time favorite the woman who called because her neighbor was stealing her feng shuay (spelling?) - she had spent thousands of dollars on mirrors in the yard to get her feng shuay just so and the neighbor got pissed because the mirrors were reflecting light right into their bedroom - so they placed a mirror in the window to reflect it back. The lady who had spent all the money on her feng shuay called 911 hysterical at being "robbed". This was an actual call - we sent a new deputy, tremendous fun when he realized what the "theft" report was.
When I retire I plan to write a book "Granite Bay Bimbo's Revealed"... tee hee

 

[insyder]

OMG, that is SO funny!

More stories, please!!!

 

[JayBird]

Did you hear the one where the woman called 9-1-1 because a fast food restaurant had gotten her order wrong and she wanted the cops to come make them fix it? She was parked in the drive-thru and wasn't going to move until the police showed up.

HAHA, i have this on my computer, but it is a .wma file and won't let me upload it. The lady is irate! So hilarious...

 

[RoyalDiva]

And how many real emergencies aren't being attended to because of these idiots?? I swear, they should make a law penalizing anyone who makes non-emergency calls to 911.

 

[treewoman]

And how many real emergencies aren't being attended to because of these idiots?? I swear, they should make a law penalizing anyone who makes non-emergency calls to 911.

There is a law but we rarely use it... all in all I'd say only 5 to 10% of 911 calls are really true emergencies - (the percentage for Granite Bay is lower) - but on a really slow day sometimes it can add great fun. A friend of mine took one from a young man in a panic because he and his girlfriend had sex for the first time and the condom broke (she had to put him on mute so he wouldn't hear her laugh). And generally every Thanksgiving someone calls at 5 am to ask how to thaw their turkey (no kidding).

 

[fakie]

don't people get charged for calling 911 if it's not an emergency?

 

[treewoman]

don't people get charged for calling 911 if it's not an emergency?

As a rule no they don't. If we charged everyone who called 911 for non-emergencies law enforcement would be so busy tracking them down and citing them they wouldn't be available for real emergencies. The only times I have worked calls where someone was charged is when they repeatedly (usually drunkenly) called over and over and had no emergency or when they falsely called in an emergency (ie bank robbery, murder, home invasion).

 

[slugking50]

As a 911/law dispatcher I can vouch for the stupidity of reasons people call 911. Granite Bay being the biggest offenders. "My daughter won't put the clothes in the drier" "There are hangers in the roadway." Turned out to be 4 hangers - deputy sent to educate the person on what is and isn't life threatening.
My all time favorite the woman who called because her neighbor was stealing her feng shuay (spelling?) - she had spent thousands of dollars on mirrors in the yard to get her feng shuay just so and the neighbor got pissed because the mirrors were reflecting light right into their bedroom - so they placed a mirror in the window to reflect it back. The lady who had spent all the money on her feng shuay called 911 hysterical at being "robbed". This was an actual call - we sent a new deputy, tremendous fun when he realized what the "theft" report was.
When I retire I plan to write a book "Granite Bay Bimbo's Revealed"... tee hee

rotf... TW. this is deserving of a thread in the Lounge.

 

[Elise10]

Unfortunate that an idiot decided to do that to his house.

Fortunately it's just eggs, not something worse. At first I wanted to be really upset about it but.....if Mike's not making a scene about it then I won't either.

 

[VF21]

NOTE: I took slugking50's suggestion and split off the comments about the 9-1-1 calls. If you want to continue in that vein, please post your comments in the thread in the lounge:

http://www.kingsfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=145017&posted=1#post145017