Dear Kings, after seeing the $8million proposed piece of "art" for the front of the arena, I would like to submit my own proposal as I too seem qualified to be an artist, and have the additional benefit of being a Kingsfan. My artistic gifts can be yours for the low low price of $7million, freeing you to spend the extra million on a data point analysis of nacho consumption.
Bricklayer: You heard of this thing, the $8M Art?
Ted: Yeah, sure, $8M Art. Yeah, the thing that looks like a clown puked.
Bricklayer: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Million... Art.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Bricklayer: Think about it. You walk into a gallery, you see $8M Art sittin' there, there's $7M Art right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Bricklayer: Bingo, man, bingo. $7M Art. And we guarantee it's just as ugly as the $8M Art.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Bricklayer: If you're not happy with the $7M Art, we're gonna puke on it for free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "RT".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with $6M Art. Then you're in trouble, huh?
Bricklayer: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who does art for 6 million? You won't even get any paint splatter, not even a blank canvas.
I have been lurking here for a couple of years, and I respect and appreciate many of you as posters, so pardon me if my first post comes off as combative. But I think some of you are being too quick to judge. I understand the criticism that the price seems inflated, but the price of art being tied to an artist's reputation is just the nature of the market. Though I suspect if we knew the process behind creating the piece we would be slightly humbled.
While a piece that is tied to the city's history has value, a piece that is put in simply to look good also has value. I personally think a bright color piece by Jeff Koons is a great choice, given the renderings of the new arena and its surroundings. Particularly the style of Coloring Book. I don't think the overall composition of the version shown in the original post is all that great on its own. I think this version is absolutely beautiful though:
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It is also a piece that plays with light and the environment. You have to imagine it in the context of the environment it is in. For example:
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I think the piece has potential that is going overlooked in this thread. Here's another photo of the version the topic is about:![]()
Looks great.
I don't think the overall composition of the version shown in the original post is all that great on its own.
93% of people thought the world was flat too.Ummmm....
"Hi Kings Fans, we are going to be putting some pieces of art work on display at the arena, we would like input on the art you prefer. Vote on if you would like this piece displayed in front of the building"
YES ---------------- 7%
NO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 93%
93% of people thought the world was flat too.
93% of people thought the world was flat too.
I have been lurking here for a couple of years, and I respect and appreciate many of you as posters, so pardon me if my first post comes off as combative. But I think some of you are being too quick to judge. I understand the criticism that the price seems inflated, but the price of art being tied to an artist's reputation is just the nature of the market. Though I suspect if we knew the process behind creating the piece we would be slightly humbled.
While a piece that is tied to the city's history has value, a piece that is put in simply to look good also has value. I personally think a bright color piece by Jeff Koons is a great choice, given the renderings of the new arena and its surroundings. Particularly the style of Coloring Book. I don't think the overall composition of the version shown in the original post is all that great on its own. I think this version is absolutely beautiful though:
![]()
It is also a piece that plays with light and the environment. You have to imagine it in the context of the environment it is in. For example:
![]()
I think the piece has potential that is going overlooked in this thread. Here's another photo of the version the topic is about:![]()
Looks great.
I don't think the other views do anything to convince me that this is anything but some dude laughing all the way to the bank because some idiots will spend $8 million for some pastel acrylic blob and call it "art".
I like it, would be proud to have it in Sacramento, and would look forward to seeing it installed. I am not an idiot.
Perhaps this video will show you that it's more than a simple pastel blob. It's definitely not acrylic
OK, so it's a giant pastel mirror, which due to its placement in a nearly-symmetrical courtyard has reflections that appear to be see-through distortions of reality. It's a little bit neat, though it doesn't exactly fit my definition of "art". It also doesn't fit my definition of $8M. But hey, it's not my money. Let the City Council decide if they want to spend that kind of cash on a public art installation. (After the arena stuff I can only imagine the public debate on THIS one...!)
OK, so it's a giant pastel mirror, which due to its placement in a nearly-symmetrical courtyard has reflections that appear to be see-through distortions of reality. It's a little bit neat, though it doesn't exactly fit my definition of "art". It also doesn't fit my definition of $8M. But hey, it's not my money. Let the City Council decide if they want to spend that kind of cash on a public art installation. (After the arena stuff I can only imagine the public debate on THIS one...!)
I like it, would be proud to have it in Sacramento, and would look forward to seeing it installed. I am not an idiot.
Perhaps this video will show you that it's more than a simple pastel blob. It's definitely not acrylic:
I like it, would be proud to have it in Sacramento, and would look forward to seeing it installed. I am not an idiot.
Perhaps this video will show you that it's more than a simple pastel blob. It's definitely not acrylic:
So are you related to the artist?
Some of us like it; some of us don't. That's kind of how things go around here.
OK, acrylic-looking. I didn't know what it was made of but that is what it looked like.
You aren't the one paying for it, so the "idiot" term wasn't directed at you.
The video helps clarify what it is, the photos didn't do it "justice" - not to say I think it is right for the use intended. Still overpriced by about a factor of 20 though no matter where it is placed.
And Play-Doh? Really? This is the reason I have a hard time with "modern" art. Some guy makes a "sculpture" of what little kids make every freaking DAY and all of a sudden it is something new and awesome and art "critics" start drooling on themselves. Bah. They wouldn't know good art if it smacked them in the head.
Would the team or city be paying for it?
For me personally, all it really comes down to is I like the way it looks. There are things we pass by every day we hardly notice that could offer interesting compositional ideas if we looked for them. If an artist looks at the toy Play-Doh and thinks its colors and the way the clay fits together creates an interesting dynamic, or thinks the subject matter is appropriate for the mood he wishes to create, why shouldn't he draw inspiration from it? I can see how enlarging something we were infatuated with as children could make them seem new to us again and evoke nostalgia and joy.
I have been lurking here for a couple of years, and I respect and appreciate many of you as posters, so pardon me if my first post comes off as combative. But I think some of you are being too quick to judge. I understand the criticism that the price seems inflated, but the price of art being tied to an artist's reputation is just the nature of the market. Though I suspect if we knew the process behind creating the piece we would be slightly humbled.
While a piece that is tied to the city's history has value, a piece that is put in simply to look good also has value. I personally think a bright color piece by Jeff Koons is a great choice, given the renderings of the new arena and its surroundings. Particularly the style of Coloring Book. I don't think the overall composition of the version shown in the original post is all that great on its own. I think this version is absolutely beautiful though:
![]()
It is also a piece that plays with light and the environment. You have to imagine it in the context of the environment it is in. For example:
![]()
I think the piece has potential that is going overlooked in this thread. Here's another photo of the version the topic is about:![]()
Looks great.
The only problem for me is, why is a city like Sacramento going to pay between 1-6million for a piece of art when that money could go elsewhere? This is Sacramento where millions of dollars could really go towards something more beneficial for the city. This art piece does nothing for the community. The only people who will get to see it are fans attending the game. Seems like a huge waste of money for a city struggling like Sacramento.For me personally, all it really comes down to is I like the way it looks. There are things we pass by every day we hardly notice that could offer interesting compositional ideas if we looked for them. If an artist looks at the toy Play-Doh and thinks its colors and the way the clay fits together creates an interesting dynamic, or thinks the subject matter is appropriate for the mood he wishes to create, why shouldn't he draw inspiration from it? I can see how enlarging something we were infatuated with as children could make them seem new to us again and evoke nostalgia and joy.