another disturbing analogy from Ailene Voisin

[Emma]

Ailene Voisin: Kings' Hawes still needs room to grow
By Ailene Voisin - 12:00 am

There is nothing bland about Spencer Hawes. If he were an entrée, he would be a 7-foot-long hot dog smothered in mustard and onions. He always has an answer – or at least something to say – and has long possessed the skills to become a quality NBA center.

Why?

just why?

This is not her first transgression either. She fawns over Miller all the time. God help us.

 

[fnordius]

 

[VF21]

Note: I know it's really tempting but let's remember this is a family-orented board, okay? Some of the obviously hilarious comments you all think of are just going to end up getting the thread closed...

 

[pdxKingsFan]

I thought mine was from a pretty well known SNL piece... just so nobody else emulates it.

 

[rhythmless]

Ailene Voisin: Kings' Hawes still needs room to grow
By Ailene Voisin - 12:00 am

There is nothing bland about Spencer Hawes. If he were an entrée, he would be a 7-foot-long hot dog smothered in mustard and onions. He always has an answer – or at least something to say – and has long possessed the skills to become a quality NBA center.

Why?

just why?

This is not her first transgression either. She fawns over Miller all the time. God help us.

I read that this morning... and didn't know what it meant whatsoever. What is the purpose of mustard and onions? Sure, theyre not bland, but if you wanted something chock full of taste, would you ever think of a hot dog w/mustard and onions? How bout a 7 foot hot link? Or 7 foot rack of beef ribs. Or a 7 foot pizza? 7 foot duck anyone? But a hot dog? If that's her all out food, I feel bad for AV.