Peter_Gibbons
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Suppose to have aired yesterday? Anyone know where to watch this? I checked NBA website but nothing.
It's on NBATV. Not sure when his show is scheduled.
My wife, bless her little heart, forgot to record this for me. I'm sure they will have a re-airing of it soon though....
Holy crap they eat a lot.
Send the leftovers to Hawes.
Tyreke Evans counted to infinity - twice.Tyreke can beat up Chuck Norris![]()
Tyreke Evans counted to infinity - twice.
Tyreke Evans does not sleep. He waits.
Tyreke Evans was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Tyreke Evans can speak braille.
Tyreke Evans owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
If you spell Tyreke Evans wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Tyreke Evans?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Tyreke Evans puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Tyreke Evans can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Tyreke Evans died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Once a cobra bit Tyreke Evans' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Tyreke Evans can delete the Recycling Bin.
Tyreke Evans can slam revolving doors.
Superman owns a pair of Tyreke Evans pajamas.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Tyreke Evans says its beef, then it's f------ beef.
Tyreke Evans doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Tyreke Evans dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Tyreke Evans will not take s--- from anyone.
Tyreke Evans can kill two stones with one bird.
Tyreke Evans was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Tyreke Evans can build a snowman out of rain.
Bullets dodge Tyreke Evans.
LMMFAO, that is GREAT!
Yeah I pulled these particular ones from a Patrick Willis thread.Yeah these types of jokes always get edited and athletes names get placed into them. I've seen one for Patrick Willis too
on the nbatv highlights from last nights game, eric snow called him lebron as a point guard. nice praise this guys getting
Just caught it. Thanks for the heads-up jon e. Its great seeing a king get some national attention. But am I the only one who has a little trouble understanding Tyreke? Wish he would speak up a little.