A place for Haiku...

[Aenadin]

Ping Pong Balls we wait
For the number picked by fate
number picks player

 

[king07]

Holy Jell-O bowls!
Those things are so enormous
Thread is now de-ralied

who is she??!

 

[Aenadin]

who is she??!

lets refer to her as homer refered to that indian in the simpsons movie

she's now boob-lady

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

It's Christina Hendricks, guys. I mean, c'mon...

 

[AriesMar27]

we have five games left
with only one win this month
what the hell happened?

 

[AriesMar27]

It's Christina Hendricks, guys. I mean, c'mon...

the chick from mad men...

 

[pillet]

Kings on TV now
Napear Reynolds ears sad
Oh boy this is bad

Charmin two-ply soft
Hawes for three no defense played
Warm bench spot ready

 

[OptimusRhyme]

Nocionis brain
me catch de ball me must shoot!
me missed shot, next time!

Come back Ostertag
o where o where has greg gone?
white man flat top rules!


Gilbert Arenas
has my shoe, it smells funny
it might be doo doo!

 

[steelevt]

kevin martins good
he just needs time with evans
please be patient guys

 

[Aenadin]

Reke (as in read ricky) Martin

Give me the ball now
I will shoot You get assist
three others left out

 

[mac]

Spencer loves the three
He also has good post moves
But we don't use him

 

[pillet]

Old Arco building
New home or new location?
Stay in Sac town Kings!

Draft unknown talent
Casspi a diamond so rough
Future looks real bright

 

[Spike]

Can't win on the road
What, me worry? Too soon. Brick!
Christina Hendricks!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Can't win on the road
What, me worry? Too soon. Brick!
Christina Hendricks!

Christina Hendricks
Real life Jessica Rabbit
I hate Geoff Arend.

 

[Spike]

Christina Hendricks
Real life Jessica Rabbit
I hate Geoff Arend.

Geoff Arend?
You have got to be kidding.
Kings need to win more.

 

[Spike]

Jon Brockman? Oy Vey!
Indian burial ground
Move the arena.

 

[Spike]

Camembert is cheese
Dalembert is smelly, too.
They mold, together.

 

[Spike]

Angry Poster-Ku

Posters always mad
A win streak would be nice, no?
What do you mean NO?!

 

[Aenadin]

The League is a mess
Odens junk is on the net
Players pointing guns

 

[gunks]

Lottery Mock Draft
Will It Be John Wall At One
DeMarcus Cousins

 

[Spike]

Two Kings score a lot
I would like to score just once
Christina Henricks.

 

[Spike]

Nocioni, hey!
Showcase before the deadline
Move him? Fine by me.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

The milk has gone bad,
Charlie Murphy! Cocaine is
a hell of a drug...

 

[bajaden]

This nonsense gone in time
none meant to rhyme
I think I'm going blind

 

[Spike]

Fail! We lose again.
Petrie needs to shake things up.
But, will it matter?

 

[VF21]

Patience we all need.
The Kings' time will come again
And all will rejoice.

 

[K F Jay]

Where is our defensive big?
He is somewhere out there
but nowhere to be found.


Best chemisty

Martin and Hawes
Rodriguez and Thompson
Reke and Team

 

[gunks]

In honor of that other thread (and Crash):

Gerald Wallace Gone
Left Unprotected In Draft
Oh How We Miss Him

 

[Bricklayer]

Old Geoff slumbers deep
Searching inside his eyelids
Quick! You there! Wake him!

 

[Spike]

Fans are sure antsy
What is that above us now?
Magnifying glass!