A conspiracy theory...

El Duque

G-League
Thats right. David Stern set this trade up. Why? To set up a new NBATV reality show! I know that Ivy's a great passer, but being a great passer and actually using that ability are two different things. What happens when Webber takes away from Ivy's standard 24,000 shots per game? Will Kyle Korver ever get to attempt another shot? What about when they start calling each other out between games? Chris Webber needs soldiers, after all, and Ivy doesn't like practice. Oh, oh, oh and remember when Chris complained about being booed in Sacto? Welcome to Philadelphia, Chris. And don't think you'll get ANY immunity; if they wouldn't throw freakin' Santa a bone, Webb's out of luck. This could be a reality of show of hilarious proportions!
 
El Duque said:
Thats right. David Stern set this trade up. Why? To set up a new NBATV reality show! I know that Ivy's a great passer, but being a great passer and actually using that ability are two different things. What happens when Webber takes away from Ivy's standard 24,000 shots per game? Will Kyle Korver ever get to attempt another shot? What about when they start calling each other out between games? Chris Webber needs soldiers, after all, and Ivy doesn't like practice. Oh, oh, oh and remember when Chris complained about being booed in Sacto? Welcome to Philadelphia, Chris. And don't think you'll get ANY immunity; if they wouldn't throw freakin' Santa a bone, Webb's out of luck. This could be a reality of show of hilarious proportions!

Here is a better one for you: Yesterday there were reports that Shaq will be out for the rest of the season. Philly jumps on "Adding Sheed made Pistons the champs" bandwagon and pulls the trigger on Webber trade, basically going all-in this year. As of today, Shaq is "day-to-day".
 
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