2023 NBA Draft Omega Thread

[Capt. Factorial]

How come no one can ever find the words to describe big moments. They’re there somewhere.

— Kevin Huerter (@KevinHuerter) June 23, 2023

We should keep him.

 

[Tetsujin]

Kris to the Kings, MANIFEST.

What are we gonna chant for him? The Kee-gan chant doesn't fit with Kris

 

[sactowndog]

We shall see. Nets need guards

 

[iowamcnabb]

My money on new Wizards guard Jordan Poole leading the NBA in scoring next season.

— Marc J. Spears (@MarcJSpears) June 22, 2023

 

[SLAB]

What are we gonna chant for him? The Kee-gan chant doesn't fit with Kris

What better way to be his own man than to have a very different but equally impressive fan interaction chant.

Mika’s gonna have to whiteboard that a little tho.

 

[Tetsujin]

We shall see. Nets need guards

I think they take Nick Smith with one of the picks. Need an upside swing.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Why is Fat Joe taking us through our draft journey?

I was late getting around to the draft, so I was quite surprised to discover that ABC's coverage and ESPN's coverage have not merely been simulcasts.

 

[KainLear]

My money on new Wizards guard Jordan Poole leading the NBA in scoring next season.

— Marc J. Spears (@MarcJSpears) June 22, 2023

Marc Spears going on a limb as usual. But I buy it. I do think out of the old shadow, Poole will have a much better season.

 

[SLAB]

Lol Cam’s look was like “F*******ing finally.”

 

[Spike]

So it begins.

 

[SLAB]

Marc Spears going on a limb as usual. But I buy it. I do think out of the old shadow, Poole will have a much better season.

32 points on 30 shots.

 

[NewArena]

the Orlando Magic will select... @AnthonyBlack24_

presented by Brightline Trains pic.twitter.com/uVxDuOBWi0

— Orlando Magic (@OrlandoMagic) June 23, 2023

...Did the Gerbil make the Jett pick?

My heart sinks whenever i see his face omg

 

[Tetsujin]

If Leonard Miller is there at 24, Kings shouldn't need 5 minutes to submit that pick.

— Matt George (@MattGeorgeSAC) June 23, 2023

Matt obviously hasn't seen a video of the guy shooting.

 

[Sac.Kings]

My money on new Wizards guard Jordan Poole leading the NBA in scoring next season.

— Marc J. Spears (@MarcJSpears) June 22, 2023

Every single one of us on this board would make a better “expert” than this guy

 

[NewArena]

Guys, I'm lost.

So are they, it appears.

 

[The_Jamal]

Podz the most Warriors pick of all time. Dude is going to eat in that system and learning from the 2 best PGs of all time

 

[Sluggah]

We about to get Monte’s version of drafting Papagiannis

 

[Tetsujin]

If they are a defending wing that crashes the glass hard and yells at referees, they’re Josh Hart https://t.co/zx6XsYRM02

— Tyrese Haliburton (@TyHaliburton22) June 23, 2023

 

[KainLear]

Podz the most Warriors pick of all time. Dude is going to eat in that system and learning from the 2 best PGs of all time

His dad thinks so too!

 

[Tetsujin]

Draft experts gonna praise Houston's draft for the third year in a row only for them to end up tanking yet again.

 

[NewArena]

Kris Murray is not a Warrior or Laker pic.twitter.com/txG5oxhnih

— KingsMuse (@kings_muse) June 23, 2023

Honestly was more invested in that than us taking him

THIS! I would have puked

 

[206Fan]

If Leonard Miller is there at 24, Kings shouldn't need 5 minutes to submit that pick.

— Matt George (@MattGeorgeSAC) June 23, 2023

Matt obviously hasn't seen a video of the guy shooting.

….when did Leonard Miller become the local media favorite? Automatic red flag

 

[SacTownKid]

Just hoping GG slides to that 38 pick.

 

[PorchSurfin]

i dun it delibrit

Heh heh hey Butthead. He said dick pic deliberately hmm hmm heh .

Side note, the new season is amazing

 

[KainLear]

Whitemore looks pissed... the bag got so much smaller.

 

[Tetsujin]

Nets take Clowney

Sources: Brooklyn is selecting Noah Clowney at No. 21. https://t.co/Z8rZKX2Rl3

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) June 23, 2023

 

[SLAB]

Nets taking every single second just dragging this out as long as possible.

 

[SacTownKid]

Nets take Clowney

Of course. Sometimes teams are far too predictable. lol. The Nets certainly have a type.

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

Jaime might’ve single handily brought back relevancy to UCLA since Lonzo. He’s rebuilt that program.

Yeah, that must have been a long (checks notes) two years for Bruins fans.

 

[Tetsujin]

Nets taking every single second just dragging this out as long as possible.

They went from having KD, Harden, and Kyrie to drafting mid-firsts for fun. This is all they have.