On the first day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the second day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the third day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me nine Royal Court Dancers, eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me ten Miller jumpshots, nine Royal Court Dancers, eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me eleven Doubys glowing, ten Miller jumpshots, nine Royal Court Dancers, eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me twelve bobbleheads bobbling, eleven Doubys glowing, ten Miller jumpshots, nine Royal Court Dancers, eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the second day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the third day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me nine Royal Court Dancers, eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me ten Miller jumpshots, nine Royal Court Dancers, eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me eleven Doubys glowing, ten Miller jumpshots, nine Royal Court Dancers, eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Joe and Gavin gave to me twelve bobbleheads bobbling, eleven Doubys glowing, ten Miller jumpshots, nine Royal Court Dancers, eight Napear rantings, seven Harts a-beating, six Slamson freebies, five gold tutus, four Palms commercials, three megaphones, two thunder sticks and a "rally towel" that shredded promptly.
