Favorite lines from shows

[Prophetess]

heres one of mine: from Boy Meets World

Cory: You are going to learn something from life every day. And make mistakes. And you'll make good friends and Mr. Feeny will probably teach you every grade you're ever in. And maybe someday you'll fall in love with a woman as wonderful as Topanga. How would you like that?
Joshua Matthews: Yeah.
Cory: And be lucky enough to make a good friend as Shawn. How'd you like that?
Joshua Matthews: Good.
Cory: And when you're not a little boy anymore, when the world has taught you how to be a man... Then you'll still make mistakes. But your family, and all those good friends you've made along the way, will help you. And even though you'll think the world has gone out of it's way to teach you all the tough lessons, you'll realize that it's the same world that's given you your family and those friends, you you'll come to believe that no matter what happens, somehow the world will protect you, too. "Boy Meets World." Now I get it.

 

[VF21]

From 24:

Jack Bauer: You're going to tell me what I want to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt.

 

[gina]

Whatchutalkinbout Willis?

From Different Strokes.

 

[RoyalDiva]

Joey Tribiani - Friends: How you doin?

Can't remember the character's name - Alice: Kiss my grits

 

[Widowmaker2k]

Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.

 

[Padrino]

jerry: hello newman...

newman: hello jerry...

 

[Folsom Al]

From "Leave It To Beaver" ...

The Beaver got a ring in the mail from his FAVORITE AUNT and had put it on one of his fingers, the wrong one of course.

After attempting to take it off, being unsuccessfull, he asked his older brother Wally for help.

Wally tried soap, lard and other things to loosen it up so it just might come off.

After many unsuccessful attempts, Wally tells Beaver "Well, Beav - looks like we'll have to tell mom and dad and they'll probably have to get it cut off".

Beaver tells Wally, "Well, okay, but it's just about my favorite finger".

 

[tubiscus]

From "Hill Street Blues"

Sgt. Phil Esterhaus: "Let's be careful out there!!"

Sgt. Stan Jablonski: "Let's do it to them, before they do it to us!"

From "The Wonder Years"

Narrator: When you're a little kid you're a bit of everything; Scientist, Philosopher, Artist. Sometimes it seems like growing up is giving these things up one at a time.

From "Frasier"

[Niles notices Roz checking out a man]
Niles: Are you quite finished undressing him with your eyes?
Roz: Oh, please. I'm already looking for my stockings and trying to remember where I parked my car.

 

[Evenstar]

"try getting off to this everynight" samantha to carrie on sex and the city

pretty much anything paulie, silvio or furio say on the sopranos LOL

six feet under had some GREAT lines. i'll have to find some really good ones. that show was just awesome!

 

[Mad D]

Every other line from The Simpsons.

 

[GoGoGadget]

Every villain's plot to ellaborately kill the dynamic duo on the 1960's Batman series.

And, subsequently, every section of dialog in which Batman has an epiphany and firgures out how to escape.

 

[Prophetess]

some from various stargate episodes:

1. Jack O'Neill: I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.

2. Sam Carter: It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a way to power the gate.

3. Jack O'Neill: Yeah, I thought we were going with "Red Leader" on this one.

4. Jack O'Neill: Well, we're off to see the Wizard.

 

[loopymitch]

Screw you guys I'm going home-South park
OMG they killed Kenny, you bastards

 

[slugking50]

some from various stargate episodes:

1. Jack O'Neill: I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.

2. Sam Carter: It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a way to power the gate.

3. Jack O'Neill: Yeah, I thought we were going with "Red Leader" on this one.

4. Jack O'Neill: Well, we're off to see the Wizard.

: thumbs up :