"Dear Boogie,
Sorry Vlade got cold feet on giving you a supermax extension and traded you for pennies on the dollar while you were playing in the ASG literal days after we said you were a King for life to a franchise that promptly played you so much that your tendons began to snap one after the other.
Vlade's gone now and we're trying to construct a roster entirely of guards and big men and were wondering if you'd like to join us for a non-guaranteed training camp roster spot.
Thank you and, once again, sorry for trading you literally halfway through the all-star game for Buddy and a pick.
Sincerely,
Vivek."