I've had very little quinoa, but it seems like for the past five+ years, anytime I'm at a non-chain sit-down restaurant at least one of the entrees comes with a side of quinoa, so it's surprising Slim/Warhawk haven't run across that. I'm assuming that by La Croix they mean a specific brand of barely-flavored seltzer water, nothing special, but if you're rooting through a cooler at a BBQ and you feel like you've had enough calories for the day and you don't like aspartame, there always seems to be a few cans of barely-flavored zero-calorie seltzer to come to the rescue. And even if it's not your bag (it's not mine) it's tough to go through an entire life without ever having a glass of rosé.