Even before this year, Boogie never shot over 50% from the field. Shaq, was shooting close to 60% and was over 50% in his younger years. So you can throw all these stats about (27,11), but an elite big man shoots over 50. Demarcus is a great player in today's world, but let's not get carried away here with his inflated stats this year since its clear Karl's system gets us more offensive possessions per game.
Sometimes I think you arrived here just to waste my time by setting up perfect opportunities. So, all the ways your argument is flawed, enumerated, with explanations:
PART I
First, Shaquille O'Neal is Top 10 all time player who would likely be Top 5 if he had the discipline to control his weight. There are oh, about 20 HOF centers who could not match what Shaq did. The young, perhaps including yourself, are always throwing Shaq out as if he's a threshold guy, likely because he's the only great center many of them truly remember watching if they are 25 and under. But he's not threshold, he's the peak, the top of the mountain. You can be Tim Duncan, Hakeem Olajuwon, David Robinson, Patrick Ewing and still not be as great as Shaq was. Shaq is not the standard for greatness. Shaq is the standard for have a chance at GOATness.
PART IV
Second, you wonder why people lionize Michael Malone? Michael Malone was the only big man coach Cousins ever had. The only one who knew what to do with a great center. There used to be more of those guys around. The Riley coaching tree in particular gave Kareem, Ewing, Mourning, Yao, Dwight, now Drummond etc. guys who understood what great big men are, and focused on building teams around them.
And here is the thing about your primitive complaint about Cuz's FG%. When DeMarcus Cousins is coached like a big man, used like a big man, by a bi man coach, just like all of the old great bigs had coaches doing, DeMarcus Cousins' FG% suddenly looks just like all the other HOF bigs.
Cousins FG% under Michael Malone:
86 gms 717-1437 .499 FG%
Patrick Ewing Career: .504
Tim Duncan Career: .506
Moses Malone Career: .495
You coach Cuz like a big man, you get big man numbers. You coach Cuz or ANY big man the way our dipcrap franchise has insisted on doing it, you do not. If you think Alonzo Mourning or Patrick Ewing are going to be shooting .500 when they start each possession at the 3pt line...well there is no helping you. Its usage. You can make anybody inefficient if you are a crap coach and use them wrong.
PART III
Third, there is a thing called TS% which is a far more accurate way of measuring overall scoring efficiency than FG%. TS% takes into account not only your FG%, but how many fouls you draw/FTs you shoot, and for perimeter guys, how many threes you chuck. Much of the entire "new perimeter oriented NBA" is based around TS% principles that those extra points on threes make 42% shooting three point chuckers more efficient than 50% shooting 2pt shooters.
Cuz's TS% the last three years has been:
2013-14: .555
2014-15: .545
2015-16: .537
Hakeem Olajuwon's TS% for his career was .553, Patrick Ewing's career number was .553, Tim Duncan's career number was .551,, Kevin Garnett's career number was .546.
I assume that those guys, Top 20 All Time HOF bigs, were good enough to escape being insulted by their own fans for their terrible inefficiency. And until Karl chased Boogie out to the perimeter, he was sitting right there amongst them. Again, casual fans, or Grant listeners, struggle to see the actual numbers. Stuck on team wins, which is a TEAM stat, and FG%, which is only the tip of the efficiency iceberg. Drummond shoots 50% but is horribly inefficient because of that FT shooting. Al Jefferson was a marvelous post player, but a major problem was he was never that efficient because his post moves were all turnarounds and fallaways and he never drew fouls. Never scored those extra points.
The key of course, in case you somehow missed this, is that Boogie Cousins isn't a FG% guy. He's a FT drawing mauler, and to make up for being taken away from the hoop this year by his coach, he's also now peppering in threes. In the end he has put up points on the board just as efficiently as many of the all time greatest bigs.
PART IV
Fourth, there is a thing called per100 possessions. Per 100possessions stats are more accurate than even per 36 minute stats at telling how productive a guy is on court. Per36 minute stats take differences in number of minutes played out of the equation. Per100 possessiosn goes one further and takes pace out of the equation, so that a guy playing in a slow down slamball era isn't penalized vs. a guy playing in an open court duck and chuck era. this is particularly useful when comparing players from today with players from 30 years ago when games were played much faster.
The end result is this: over the past 3 years Cousins has put up back to back to back historic level per 100 possessions numbers. You take pace out of it, minute out of it. and Cousins already alltime great statlines become absolutely monster numbers the like of which few of even the All Timers have put together.
Cousins per 100 possessions numbers:
2013-14: 35.7pts 18.4reb 4.6ast
2014-15: 35.5pts 18.7reb 5.3ast
2015-16: 37.6pts 15.6reb 4,4ast
Compare that to the three best of Hakeem, Duncan, Ewing:
Hakeem:
1993-94: 33.7pts 14.7reb 4.4ast
1994-95: 35.8pts 13.8reb 4.6ast
1995-96: 35.6pts 14.4reb 4.7ast
Duncan:
2001-02: 33.5pts 16.7reb 4.9ast
2003-04: 32.8pts 18.3reb 4.5ast
2004-05: 32.9pts 17.9reb 4.4ast
Ewing:
1989-90: 36.2pts 13.8reb 2.8ast
1990-91: 35.1pts 14.7reb 4.0ast
1994-95: 34.0pts 15.6reb 3.8ast
Notice any huge gaps there? You shouldn't And if there are any, they are gaps in Boogie's favor. Those are some of the greatest bigs of all time. And so no, Boogie's numbers aren't artificially inflated by pace. He has, for three years now, been as productive as the greatest bigs in NBA history.
And now for the embarrassing part: you, and a fair number of people who's made the same mistake, haven't noticed. That's no badge of honor. At best it means you don't know what you are watching. At worst it means you are intentionally unfair.
PART V
Finally a subtle note that should be made more often: Boogie Cousins might be putting up the numbers he does in the single most hostile environment ANY HOF center has ever had to do it in. And I don't just mean the idiot franchise and all its instability. I mean rules changes.
Except for the past prime years of the Shaq/Duncan duo, all of history's centers benefitted from the famous "Illegal Defense" rule that was not finaly abolished until 2003(?) (forget the exact year). And that rule made it very hard to double team players, and impossible to double them without the ball, or sink back into a zone. Basically all the great centers putting up great numbers from the years past? They did the bulk of their work against 1 on 1 coverage. Those were the rules. Boogie has never had that advantage. Once Boogie got great, he has spent his life being doubled, zoned, swarmed, doubled without the ball etc. etc. Combined with his unprecedented ball handling abilities, in order to keep on putting up the numbers he does with the rules now working against him compared to how they worked for the centers of old, Boogie has an argument for being as offensively talented as any center has ever been. Shaq was enormous. Kareem had his one unstoppable shot. Wilt was bigger and more athletic than everyone of his age. Hakeem's Dream Shake is legendary. But they were all catching the ball in one post, against single coverage, and shooting over it/through it. Change the rule back and let Cousins play 1 on 1 against everybody and he would break the league.