Man, I wish the Kings would start cheating... I am not sure what they should do, but if it meant winning, I'd be for it.
Let's see, they could:
- Overinflate the basketball so it bounces higher and faster to help with the up-tempo game.
- More flopping - if they can lose a game because of an untimely flop, why not do it ourselves?
- Fans could disconnect power to the arena whenever the Kings are 20 points behind...
- Shoes lined with Flubber... it worked in the movies...
- Air-Bud: there has to be a dog that can play a mean 2 guard.
- Remember the tag-team duo the Killer Bees? They would wear masks and would hide under the mat and switch masks with other wrestlers to continue fighting... I think we need DMC and Hollins to switch jerseys so DMC can get 12 fouls a game.
- Steroids... The Kings could sell them to make money.
- Dead spots in the floor... we need lots of them and have Collison memorize the map of them...
And other ideas?
Let's see, they could:
- Overinflate the basketball so it bounces higher and faster to help with the up-tempo game.
- More flopping - if they can lose a game because of an untimely flop, why not do it ourselves?
- Fans could disconnect power to the arena whenever the Kings are 20 points behind...
- Shoes lined with Flubber... it worked in the movies...
- Air-Bud: there has to be a dog that can play a mean 2 guard.
- Remember the tag-team duo the Killer Bees? They would wear masks and would hide under the mat and switch masks with other wrestlers to continue fighting... I think we need DMC and Hollins to switch jerseys so DMC can get 12 fouls a game.
- Steroids... The Kings could sell them to make money.
- Dead spots in the floor... we need lots of them and have Collison memorize the map of them...
And other ideas?