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Game 42
Sacramento Kings versus Brooklyn Nets
By Stephen Tetsu, Obviously a Glutton for Punishment.NEWLY REDOWNGRADED TO VERSION 0.75beta
Game 42
Sacramento Kings versus Brooklyn Nets
D-Will's "great" year apparently doesn't include defense.
Things less painful than watching a Kings game:
- Getting dumped by your fiancé via text.
- Getting five root canals without the assistance of novocaine.
- Putting your beloved pet down.
- Giving ten thousand dollars to an alleged Nigerian prince.
- Repeatedly getting hit in the groin with a sledgehammer.
- Sawing off one of your legs.
- Watching a ten hour Keeping up with the Kardashians marathon on E! Network
- Writing a game thread (barely)
Things more painful than watching a Kings game:
- Realizing there's still a half season of this crap left.
- A Pete D'Allesandro interview.
What's the difference between the Maloofs and the new regime?
The Maloofs had a valid excuse for being incompetent nincompoops. But don't worry, that new arena's coming in 2016!!! (Along with higher ticket prices! WHEEEEE!)
The estimated valuation of the franchise has risen to approximately 800 million dollars, a large gain considering Vivek and company bought the team at a 530 million dollar valuation. Couple this with the utterly disgraceful handling of the Malone firing and, well, it certainly seems like the perfect time to raise season ticket rates.
But hey, Vivek saved the team from moving, remember? That means that the "new" regime is officially exempt from any sort of criticism until approximately the year 2030 (a rough estimate). Just remember, Kings fans everywhere, that "this is your team", a nice gesture but one that means absolutely nothing when Vivek and his "amazing" PR team are doing their best version of the "Gambling in Casablanca?!" defense.
In other words, everything is awesome.