RookieOfTheDay - with all do respect you are rather misinformed. "Athletes" is too sweeping as there are amatures (like in college) and professionals (like in NBA) - and different rules apply. College athletes are routinely suspended for the kind of behavior Tyreke was guilty of. The more egregious collegiate offenders end up cast off into the wind like former Univ. of Oregon All American QB Jerimiah Masoli (Google if you don't know this idiot) but with the Pros it's a bit different - but not much. And before I go any further put me down for 0 or maybe 1 game for Evans. All the categories you mentioned are independent contractors (actors, musicians) - NOT employees. Therefore the "we" you mention is meaningless. It's up to the employer, you know the boss (hint, Mr. Stern) to decide and no one else. He has to take into account the players union who can appeal it but CANNOT stop a suspension or any other punishment by the association. Now you know, in case you didn't quite understand some subtle but very real differences you glossed over. I do like the humorous note you ended with