I have no idea what I would do if the Kings were to win the title. I had an idea of what I would do if the Monarchs won the championship for years floating around in my head. I thought I would just collapse on the floor, bawling hysterically with joy, but instead I was jumping up and down screaming my head off and trying to catch all the falling confetti into my little Monarchs bag.
Well, I guess I can just guess again. I think it would be great if the Maloofs were to install a giant pool in front of the Southwest entrance and dye the water purple, black, white, and silver and then all the fans can take a naked or clothed (your choice) dive into it upon winning the title.