Traylor "FAILS" New Jerseys Physical

[kingsofnba]

according to ESPN, New Jersey has failed Robert "Tractor" Traylor on his physical... boy, what do you have to do to pass a physical with the Nets... the doctors probably sees a bunyon on the big toe of someone and fails them in their physical... traylor played in 74 of 82 games last year with no significant injury, but can't pass the Nets physical for a very minor, minimum contract...

this gives me more confidence that the Nets doctors are just plain gun shy to pass anybody on their physicals... after what happened with Alonzo Mourning's kidney and Jason Kidd's knees... What FA would ever want to sign with the Nets again...

therefore, Abudur-Rahim alleged "failing" a physical with the Nets means even less now than it did 3 weeks ago... i think i'll trust our teams doctors professional opinion that SAR knee will be fine...

 

[loopymitch]

Interesting. Sounds like you have to beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy to play there.

 

[SacTownKid]

I heard Traylor had Nintendo thumb when he was 8. Too much risk involved with that bloated contract of his.

 

[VF21]

His contract isn't exactly the only thing that's bloated...

 

[Kings113]

I bet they go after Reggie Evans now. Nets were said to be interested in July.

 

[kingsofnba]

I heard Traylor had Nintendo thumb when he was 8. Too much risk involved with that bloated contract of his.

LOL... maybe he had some old scar tissue from the Nintendo Thumb...

 

[English]

I heard that they measured his girth and decided that he failed to meet their strict slimness requirements.

 

[ONEZERO]

Maybe new jerseys planning on getting KG. Lol.

 

[captain bill]

I get the funny feeling that KG might end up failing a physical, too. Maybe they want 0% body fat to sign someone, or else I don't know what is wrong with them.

 

[ONEZERO]

I get the funny feeling that KG might end up failing a physical, too. Maybe they want 0% body fat to sign someone, or else I don't know what is wrong with them.

maybe they want u captain bill

 

[captain bill]

yes! i'll get on the next plane to nj right now...just can't eat until i see them, don't want any extra flab during my physical, you never know what problems those crazy doctors are gonna come up with.

 

[bdouble013]

What is going on in NJ? This has just been a wierd offseason for them. First they lose SAR, now Traylor. Pretty soon Jason Kidd is going to fail a physical and be released.






Think we can sign him then?

 

[VF21]

Losing SAR is one thing. Losing Traylor? I think they may have had second thoughts when they actually saw him.

 

[PixelPusher]

His contract isn't exactly the only thing that's bloated...

If the physical exam involved running on a treadmill, that might explain everything.

 

[VF21]

Even the seismology alarms?

 

[jacobdrj]

Funny. But I like Traylor. A nice addition he would be to a good team.

 

[HndsmCelt]

And to think people made foun of Tag for being out of shape...

 

[sloter]

This really is interesting... Does this mean that Tractor Traylor passed physicals before ?

 

[6th]

This really is interesting... Does this mean that Tractor Traylor passed physicals before ?

Wow! Good point, sloter. And, if he passed physicals before, I would like to take that physical. I only have arthritis, am over 50, and a female. I ought to pass.....right?

 

[KingKong]

New NBA shortest book:

How to pass a physical?- The New Jersey Nets

 

[loopymitch]

New NBA shortest book:

How to pass a physical?- The New Jersey Nets

lmao, shame contest is closed, that would be a good one.

 

[acisking]

Even the seismology alarms?

lolol...harsh yet funny

 

[Kings113]

Hey, at least Linton Johnson (2003 undraftee, was with Bulls and Spurs) passed his Nets physical... he sounds like a serviceable, nice player from his HoopsHype.com profile. Heard of him last season, but never seen him before, believe he got injured very early last season. I wouldn't of minded him as the first/2nd SF off our bench.

http://www.hoopshype.com/players/linton_johnson.htm