The Official Ostertag Fan Club Thread

This stunt will be pretty good until someone brings a 12 Ga shotgun to an afternoon game with plans to knock down a few quackers in the parking lot.

When the fans finally get tired of the duck squeekers, or the League bans them, we can switch to goose calls, or maybe even predator calls. KingsFans.com might have to sponsor lessons on the proper use of predator calls. You know, an outreach program.

That's what ARCO really needs, the cacophony of 10,000 wounded rabbits.
 
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:eek: Dang, quick dog. That was a tad graphic, wasn't it?

We're talking about having fun...not shooting things.

;)
 
I think the predator call makes the wounded rabbit sound? Not real rabbits, that could get messy and PETA would be all over us.
 
I want to turn this thread back to the real purpose, talking about how glad we are Tag is a part of the team.

I live in the forest; I hear enough of those "wounded" sounds from a variety of different prey.

:(
 
The predator calls sound like wounded rabbits. Wounded rabbits are bad. Ostertag duck calls are good. What if they ban the duck calls? Somebody has to think ahead.
 
How could I forget to join the Tag's Fan Club......

He looks really sweet when he is goofing off. It's so great to see him getting along with the other guys.

I am so on the bandwagon.. U go Tag!!! :)
 
Update on the duck call thing:

The Rise guys mentioned it to Matt Barnes on Wed (on his weekly show), saying "a group of fans" are trying to get a duck calling movement together and get the sounds going whenever 'Tag does something good. Matt said I hope not those things are loud and can scare the heck out of you. F.P. Santangelo a former baseball player from here who is filling in this week, make the remark, "Cowbells, duck calls, and Dolly Parton concerts, no we're not a cowtown."
 
ReinadelosReys said:
"Cowbells, duck calls, and Dolly Parton concerts, no we're not a cowtown."
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Regardless of how hickified Sacramento might be, its hard to call it a cowtown.

Especially when California already has a place called Vacaville.
 
Oh, fine. Barnes says the duck call scares him? Why do I NOT think that's the right thing to say on a radio show??? I know what I'd be thinking if I was a Laker fan or Warrior fan, etc. listening to the Rise Guys... ;)

I'm still in favor of the duck calls. Of course, we could use dog whistles but then the only one to hear it would probably be Sam Cassel.
 
GoGoGadget said:
What, pray tell, does a wounded rabbit sound like?? I've simply got to know.
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Well, I don’t know what a predator call sounds like, but a wounded rabbit tends to let loose with a bloodcurdling scream you don’t soon forget. If predator calls sound anything like it… I wouldn’t want to hear them in Arco. :eek:
 
I've been a member of the Ostertag fan club for years. The "Dunker from Duncanville" has long been one of the most underrated players in the NBA, and as I've stated numerous times on this fine board, I believe that Big Tag might just provide the kind of dominant, heroic playoff contributions for your club that could become the hinge upon which your playoff hopes eventually turn.
 
rhuber said:
Well, I don’t know what a predator call sounds like, but a wounded rabbit tends to let loose with a bloodcurdling scream you don’t soon forget.
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Are we talkin' about one of them Monty Python psycho rabbits, or just your normal, cuter-version-of-a-rat type rabbits?
 
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