Rockets fans are weird. I mean, I can get rooting for the Heat if you're a Heat fan, or if you're pro-dynasty, or pro-large market, or a front-runner, or even if you're a "LeBron-only" fan, or something like that. But, when the totality of your reasons for rooting for the Heat boils down to "Because I want the Rockets to have the most titles of any Texas basketball team," that strikes me as somewhat psychotic. Is there any fan of any team, in any sport, not from Texas, who thinks like this?