Terrible Kings trades proposed by the internet super thread 2024/2025 edition

[joemama]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/espn-proposes-stunning-derozan-butler-132811466.html

 

[Capt. Factorial]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/espn-proposes-stunning-derozan-butler-132811466.html

You have to love how Yahoo has a clickbait story highlighting ESPN's clickbait story. I'd really like to opt out of the world at this point.

 

[Joshyjosh31]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1880722070851776818

This should take the cake as the worst proposal of all time my god

 

[Löwenherz]

I just read a Rockets fan present the pros and cons of whether or not Houston should trade for Fox.

Which is like me posting the pros and cons of whether or not I should date Margot Robbie.

Link: And yes, of course it’s Fansided

By the way, his offer was VanVleet, Sheppard, and a couple draft picks.

Which is even more hysterical than the @FoxRocketFan merely laughable offer of Green, Whitmer, 2 first rounders and 2 pick swaps.

 

[Tetsujin]

I just read a Rockets fan present the pros and cons of whether or not Houston should trade for Fox.

Which is like me posting the pros and cons of whether or not I should date Margot Robbie.

Link: And yes, of course it’s Fansided

By the way, his offer was VanVleet, Sheppard, and a couple draft picks.

Which is even more hysterical than the @FoxRocketFan merely laughable offer of Green, Whitmer, 2 first rounders and 2 pick swaps.

Any time you can trade arguably the best player on Sacramento history for an old and kinda sucky version of (not to mention expensive) FVV, the prospect the Rockets are the least excited about and a couple of picks in the 20s over the next decade, you gotta do it.

 

[Joshyjosh31]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1882196081477648474

 

[Joshyjosh31]

I just read a Rockets fan present the pros and cons of whether or not Houston should trade for Fox.

Which is like me posting the pros and cons of whether or not I should date Margot Robbie.

Link: And yes, of course it’s Fansided

By the way, his offer was VanVleet, Sheppard, and a couple draft picks.

Which is even more hysterical than the @FoxRocketFan merely laughable offer of Green, Whitmer, 2 first rounders and 2 pick swaps.

If Miami offers Ware /Herro he’s getting traded there anyways

 

[pdxKingsFan]

They had better offer more than that or we're a joke.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1884340648175886701

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/statuses/1884347378804892143

 

[Sherds]

Sad day. I don't want to trade Fox... But if it's what he wants then I respect him enough and what he's done for the org to honour it as best we could.

Really hoping we get players back as the main peices tho and continue to try compete. Two reasons A) I have very little confidence that we can fully utilise a package primarily based around draft picks and B) I'm not ready to suck again

 

[Sherds]

If Miami offers Ware /Herro he’s getting traded there anyways

If we deal with Houston I don't want Sheppard.... I'd want one of Smith/Green/Thompson and one of Eason/Whitmore as the primary peices. Salary and draft picks added where necessary but has to include a combo of those guys

Or like you say, deal with Miami or San Antonio

 

[BigVirg]

vasell, castle and 2 frp for fox

 

[midtowner]

vasell, castle and 2 frp for fox

Probably something like that. I like Vassell - but would want to flip him for a big that can play with Sabonis.

 

[pdxKingsFan]

If we deal with Houston I don't want Sheppard.... I'd want one of Smith/Green/Thompson and one of Eason/Whitmore as the primary peices. Salary and draft picks added where necessary but has to include a combo of those guys

Or like you say, deal with Miami or San Antonio

If we dealt with Houston I would expect Reed on top of the two player pools you suggested. Plus Steven Adams for salary.

 

[iowamcnabb]

And the comment section says no to Jovic

https://twitter.com/statuses/1884341391121097142

 

[Sherds]

If we dealt with Houston I would expect Reed on top of the two player pools you suggested. Plus Steven Adams for salary.

That I could stomach

 

[pdxKingsFan]

And the comment section says no to Jovic

Miami isn't even in the "Dame only will play for the Heat" seat in this race. They will say yes to whoever we ask or we will take a better deal elsewhere.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

And the comment section says no to Jovic

https://twitter.com/statuses/1884341391121097142

Mikal Bridges: 5 firsts
De'Aaron Fox: 2 seconds

Sounds about right

 

[Sluggah]

What’s sad is we’re about to be inundated with trash proposals and half will be from our own fans, with their weird fixations for the most random dudes.