Sound of Udrih

[Backlash]

"My Favorite Kings"
by Sound of Udrih
lyrics by another kings fan on another Kings site.

Sneakers on parquet and three-steps no dribblin'
Ten dollar beer cups and towns that hate buildin'
Nachos with hot peppers that never sting
These are the flaws of my favorite Kings.

Overpaid players and coach chalkboard doodles
Slamson and draft picks from schools had to Google
Defense needs to wear maxi-pads with wings
These are the flaws of my favorite Kings.

Dancers in photos with booze cause backlashes
Thomas who stays on the bench and check cashes
By halftime you head to Linens-n-Things
These are the flaws of my favorite Kings.

When the team bites
When the Bee stings
When drug testing Brad
I simply remember that '02 team

And then it don't seem so baaaaaaaaad!

 

[NME]

I thought this was going to be a Simon & Garfunkel parody: "Hello losing, my old friend."

 

[nebs]

Heh. Maxi Pads.

 

[Capt. Factorial]

I thought this was going to be a Simon & Garfunkel parody: "Hello losing, my old friend."

You and me both!

 

[NoBonus]

When I first read this topic I thought it said "Son of Udrih" like this:

 

[SkinnerBox]

I was ready for this to be lame, but it was pretty well done.

 

[Jerryaki]

I thought this was going to be a Simon & Garfunkel parody: "Hello losing, my old friend."

my first thought was: "the hills are alive...with the sound of uuuudriiiih."