Hey hey hey now, Lebron actually had a few decent players go to Cleveland: Antawn Jamison, Mo Williams, Ben Wallace, Larry Hughes, oh and that O'Neal guy too. D12 has had a few too...Vince Carter, Rashard Lewis, Hedo, Q Richardson.
Edit: on an unrelated note, just thumbing through the basketball reference...the LA Lakers franchise has only missed the playoffs 5 times in its entire existence since 1948-49. *sigh*