Oh, this is gonna be intellectually challenging

VF21

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#1
NBC just showed a promo for their newest reality show:

Swimsuit Supermodel Search!

It's starting on Wednesday, Jan. 5 and will last for 6 weeks. There will be 12 unknown models competing for a spot in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue AND a hefty modeling contract.

Gee, I wonder if any of the guys will watch...

If they do, I'm sure it will be to judge the intellectual properties of the contestants.

 
#3
At least it's better than Fox's new reality show that features a girl who has to pick from a group of 8 men, which one of them is her biological father called: "who's your daddy?"

Just when I thought The Swan was as bad as it gets. :rolleyes:
 

6th

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#4
AceKingSuited said:
At least it's better than Fox's new reality show that features a girl who has to pick from a group of 8 men, which one of them is her biological father called: "who's your daddy?"

Just when I thought The Swan was as bad as it gets. :rolleyes:
Oh, I am sure that someone will always come up with worse and worse garbage for our television sets. I have been saved this year by League Pass. So, every evening my television shows nothing but basketball, basketball, and some more basketball. I think I am "out of touch" with today's TV programming. ;) And, you know what?.........I don't care! :p
 
#7
I signed up with NBC so I could access the Conan O'Brien message board, and NBC sent me a upcoming show questionaire. It was kind of like opinion polling, but online. They were asking for feedback about upcoming show ideas. There were 5 shows, and they were ALL reality shows.

I don't think this stupid trend of unscripted TV is going away anytime soon.
 

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#10
Okay, here's the plan:

Last Fan Standing!

You take 30 NBA fans, one for each team, and you put them in a house at the beginning of the season. ...

That's all I've got so far, but I'm sure it could get interesting.

:D
 

HndsmCelt

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#11
Here is an idea for a TRUE reality show (hence why you will never see it) I roughly sotle the idea from Barbra Enrich's book "Nickel and Dimed" It's Called Getting By: The contestants are dropped off in a city not wllowed to ake a job that requires any school or training beyond highschool, given like $200 and will have to find work, meet their needs for food and shelter and at the end of say 3 months th one with the greatest savings wins. Any contestant unable to "make it" goes home.
 

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#12
HndsmCelt said:
Any contestant unable to "make it" goes home.
There's only one problem with that. Unless they break the law or the rules of the game, there is NO WAY they'll be able to survive in a city, with adequate food and shelter, on what they'll make from a burger flipping job...

:(
 
#13
how about one of the billionaires....give him a middle class family....with a middle class job making 35k a year that they have never done before. he/she has to pay child support and all house mortgages and utilities. he/she CANNOT use any of his/her luxeries to help him/her. He/she must be able to survive and pay everything expenses wise ON TIME. every week they will have some type of objective to accomplish chosen by the viwers. if they do not complete it money is added onto thier expenses.

i think it would be good to see people like bill gates to be stripped of what they have and see what it's like not to have all that. i know it may sound like the simple life but i felt that show was staged b/c sex sells nowadays. the idea is rather sketchy but reality shows arent really reality just shows that try get shock value thats all.
 
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VF21 said:
There's only one problem with that. Unless they break the law or the rules of the game, there is NO WAY they'll be able to survive in a city, with adequate food and shelter, on what they'll make from a burger flipping job...

:(
Nah. Sales jobs require no extra education and they pay well, depending on your ability to sell. You can also do pretty well as a waiter or casino dealer.
 
#16
Now that would be a reality show! I think I could make it in a rural town doing that, but big cities scare me. Anywhere, it is tough to survive without help. I have lived in big cities, and they are dangerous places.

Think about the millions of slum kids in the Third World that somehow survive in squalid cities without help. What an existance. It is too awful to even think about. Here in America, we treat cats and dogs better than children are treated in the major cities of South and Central America, Asia, the Middle East, Africa, and elsewhere.

That would be a reality game. I'd like to see the Hollywood bimbos, jocks, and television lounge lizards particiapte in that sort of "reality show".
 
#18
Disturbing New Reality Show

If you thought that American reality TV was tasteless, then wait till you hear about the new British reality show called "Missing Children & Deceased Parents".

This show is more of a hidden camera show with a very disturbing premise. The show's producer, Harold Milarny is under a lot of heat for this show, but he's standing behind the project and will sue anyone who gets in his way.

How disturbing can this show be? The goal of the show is to trick unsuspecting parents that their children have been abducted or killed, or to trick children into believing that their parents died in a horrible accident.

The show's host, Kenneth Garey, told a British paper, "I'll be dressed up as a police officer and walk into a child's classroom and tell them that their mother and father have been killed in a horrible car accident, and that they need to come to the morgue to identify their dead bodies. I know it sounds slightly cruel, but the real life emotions are so intense that it takes the viewer to a whole new level of dramatic climax. Besides, as soon as the kids are brought to the morgue their parents will be waiting for them with big smiles on their faces. Think of how relieved the children will be when they find out that their parents aren't really dead. It'll be like a big katty-miltry has been taken off their shoulder. It really is magical."

In one episode, a child opens his freezer door to find a fake decapitated head of his father:

After seeing the head the child fainted and fractured his skull.

The show also fools parents into believing that their kids have been either kidnapped, or are dead after being hit by two cars while riding their bike. The show's producer, Harold Milarny, is actually suing one parent for breaking one of his hidden cameras. He explained, "So after we told this one father that he was on a hidden camera show and that his kid didn't really get run over by a Toyota Camry he went right after the the host and broke one of the cameras that we had hidden next to him in a bush. You'd think people would be happy when they learned that their kids weren't actually dead. If you really think about it, we're giving these parents a second chance with their kids. We're doing a good thing here, not a bad thing. Why can't people see this? We're no different than the show SURVIVOR"

How do they find their victims? Friends and family members set up the "practical jokes" with the show's producers. Sometimes a parent will set up the "joke" on their own child. At the end of the season the audience will vote on which "joke" was the most entertaining and the winner will receive $2,000 and a paid vacation to Boca Raton, Florida.
 
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#19
TheSerbianQueen said:
how many more reality shows can they come up with????????
I guess it all started with Real World, which in itself is very crafted. I watched the bulk of the first two seasons when it was a novel idea. That was like 12-13 years ago and they're still churning out shows in the same basic format. It's either: group a bunch of stereotypes together in tight quarters; have a group compete against each other for something; have people do disgusting things for shock value; or a combination of the three.
 

VF21

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#20
slugking50 said:
Disturbing New Reality Show

If you thought that American reality TV was tasteless, then wait till you hear about the new British reality show called "Missing Children & Deceased Parents".

This show is more of a hidden camera show with a very disturbing premise. The show's producer, Harold Milarny is under a lot of heat for this show, but he's standing behind the project and will sue anyone who gets in his way.

How disturbing can this show be? The goal of the show is to trick unsuspecting parents that their children have been abducted or killed, or to trick children into believing that their parents died in a horrible accident.

The show's host, Kenneth Garey, told a British paper, "I'll be dressed up as a police officer and walk into a child's classroom and tell them that their mother and father have been killed in a horrible car accident, and that they need to come to the morgue to identify their dead bodies. I know it sounds slightly cruel, but the real life emotions are so intense that it takes the viewer to a whole new level of dramatic climax. Besides, as soon as the kids are brought to the morgue their parents will be waiting for them with big smiles on their faces. Think of how relieved the children will be when they find out that their parents aren't really dead. It'll be like a big katty-miltry has been taken off their shoulder. It really is magical."

In one episode, a child opens his freezer door to find a fake decapitated head of his father:

After seeing the head the child fainted and fractured his skull.

The show also fools parents into believing that their kids have been either kidnapped, or are dead after being hit by two cars while riding their bike. The show's producer, Harold Milarny, is actually suing one parent for breaking one of his hidden cameras. He explained, "So after we told this one father that he was on a hidden camera show and that his kid didn't really get run over by a Toyota Camry he went right after the the host and broke one of the cameras that we had hidden next to him in a bush. You'd think people would be happy when they learned that their kids weren't actually dead. If you really think about it, we're giving these parents a second chance with their kids. We're doing a good thing here, not a bad thing. Why can't people see this? We're no different than the show SURVIVOR"

How do they find their victims? Friends and family members set up the "practical jokes" with the show's producers. Sometimes a parent will set up the "joke" on their own child. At the end of the season the audience will vote on which "joke" was the most entertaining and the winner will receive $2,000 and a paid vacation to Boca Raton, Florida.
:eek:

"So after we told this one father that he was on a hidden camera show and that his kid didn't really get run over by a Toyota Camry he went right after the the host and broke one of the cameras that we had hidden next to him in a bush. You'd think people would be happy when they learned that their kids weren't actually dead. If you really think about it, we're giving these parents a second chance with their kids. We're doing a good thing here, not a bad thing. Why can't people see this? We're no different than the show SURVIVOR"
This is disturbing on a lot of different levels, but what bothers me the most is that apparently the producer can't tell the difference between a show like Survivor and his little gem. What's next? They take three kids, tell them ALL their parents are dead and then take them to the morgue where they identify the remains and one LUCKY child finds out his parents weren't actually killed while the other two are eliminated when they pull back the sheet to reveal Mums or Dad?

ACK!!!
 
#21
Is that for real?? :eek: What kind of sickos would participate in this garbage? If this is true, then I don't know how much further reality show makers can stoop other than having a reality show where people kill each other.
 
#23
basically people want to get on tv and make a name for themselves so they will participate in anything to make a nmae for themselves and be known to the world.
 
#24
VF21 said:
Hmmm.

slug? Could you provide us with a link?

;)
I got it from Wayweird.com. It was in the newsletter I was sent. I couldnt find it at the site. I looked around but couldnt finsd any confirmation for it. Im not a "Reality" hound like some of you so I dont know where to look:p
 
#28
lol yea in my college's tv lounge it's always on b/c its more comedy then w/e it's about. the show was voted worst tv show and he advertises that as being a good thing. :cool: