[Official] Jimmer Fredette Nickname Thread

#31
Winner..

I can totally hear Reynolds calling him that.
as can i. however, this is not the proper criteria to judge the worthiness of a nickname. i can't say that i am thrilled about shipping beno off for john salmons. but i am just a bit excited to never have to hear jerry utter the words "beno draino" in succession again.
 
#32
I'm cool with The Jimmer. Anything else at this point is just being forced.

Speaking of which, right after we drafted Jimmer yesterday, I did about 5 preliminary vomits just thinking of the horrible Jimmer-related puns that Jerry will be unleashing upon us throughout next season.