NFL 2022-2023 Season Thread

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568260920652046338

Didn't think it was possible but the Kings have won a playoff game more recently than the Raiders

Was their last playoff win the game before getting thrashed by the Bucs in the Super Bowl?!

I know that happened at some point when I was in high school, and the Kings were the end of high school.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568070729048129544

 

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568930674358325249

Here’s the first bit of news that makes me…. Kind of okay with keeping Jim. If Stafford’s arm is really destroyed, McVay+their talent level is enough like Shanahan and ours to be able to make him work well enough to be a threat.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568983680135094273

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568949451783344130

unfortunately the Rams already traded all their picks away so there are none left for the league to take from them.

 

[Tetsujin]

Goes without saying but I wonder how bad Stafford’s elbow actually is at this point? Guy’s entire arsenal on Thursday consisted of him throwing 50/50 balls to Cooper Kupp and pretty much nothing else and he was wearing a sleeve.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568931058246389765

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568988525084774400

Well those headphones are toast.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568987282606096387

Jeff Wilson 100 yard rushing game incoming

 

[Tetsujin]

The NFL is the richest sports league in the world and can’t figure out a better way to drain water from a field than giant squeegees?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568989785418522625

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568988703451914242

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568990132929269760

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568995202169454592

*immediately puts down beer (it’s 1 in the morning here) and looks up gym memberships*

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568993025103380481

sCoRe OnE fOr ThE nEw TuRf!

 

[SLAB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568987282606096387

Jeff Wilson 100 yard rushing game incoming

Lol the new third round RB already stepping perfectly into Trey Sermon’s old role!

Also; I thought Gray was a riser? That’s kind of disappointing, though I don’t expect much throwing, let alone deep balls, today.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568994297877348352

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568997233558974464

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568987874632114176

FOX couldn't find Sean Payton a tailor before he started his new big pregame gig?

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1569001087000256512

 

[Tetsujin]

No matter how hard he tries, Aaron Rodgers will never exude the natural charm that Jimmy G showed that one time he told Erin Andrews "Feels great, baby" in his postgame interview.

 

[Tetsujin]

Aaron Rodgers on national TV talking about the time he did hallucinogens and gave himself explosive diarrhea for an entire week to get over failing to beat the Niners in the playoffs again.

 

[Tetsujin]

I know Terry's old but is he like medically okay?

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1569005425273573376

The Mike McDaniel Era gonna start with ridiculous heat on the field literally.

 

[Tetsujin]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1569001656200712193

 

[SLAB]

We’re 20 seconds into the broadcast and I’m already sick of the “IS TREY READY” talk.

 

[Tetsujin]

Elsewhere in Chicago:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1568996249080156161

 

[Tetsujin]

We’re 20 seconds into the broadcast and I’m already sick of the “IS TREY READY” talk.

Meanwhile Justin Fields is apparently totally ready to take the reins in Chicago according to the broadcast.

 

[Tetsujin]

Was not expecting this national anthem performance

 

[SLAB]

Fred Warner looks like a dreadheaded Roman Reigns.

 

[Tetsujin]

All the player closeup shots are just guys looking around like "WTF?"

 

[SLAB]

Lol Kinlaw murdered their line right there. No resistance.

 

[Tetsujin]

Kinlaw immediately gets to Fields