New Trade!

[quick dog]

Word has it that Geoff Petrie has just signed a new big man, Russia's Nikolay Valuev. Not many have heard of this guy, and there is some question as to his basketball skills. Geoff is a genius. When do we play the Miami Heat again?

Nikolay Valuev is 7 feet plus and more than 330 pounds. Scouting reports suggest that he likes to stay in the paint and will post-up with anyone.

Straight swap for Sampson.

 

[MrBiggs]

So how is this a trade?

 

[NumberFour]

Awesome. Sounds like we can compete again. As long as the new guy doesn't ride the pine indefinitely.

 

[Fillmoe]

i dont see this anywhere....

 

[PFFFT!!]

Boy do I smell a championship now :\

 

[nbrans]

Um, right. The Kings trade Sampson for a an unsigned Russian boxer. Are you really bored or something?

 

[BMiller52]

We have a new MVP, forget Nash, Duncan, Shaq. NIKOLAY VALUEV FOR MVP!

 

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

You young people don't appreciate quick dog's sense of humor...

 

[kingsfan52miller]

You young people don't appreciate quick dog's sense of humor...

so is this a joke or is this really gonna happen?

 

[VF21]

Ah, youth. It's so wasted on the young.

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It's a joke.

 

[akolang]

lol guess they didnt noticed the attatched images

 

[nbrans]

lol guess they didnt noticed the attatched images

Or it's just not funny.

 

[twocents]

it was subtle; the subtitle says, "i guess you were looking for toughness..."

 

[Kev.in]

so is this a joke or is this really gonna happen?

The press conference is on espnews right now!

He just took his shirt off to show that he has "Tru Warier" shaved into his back hair, I guess he really identifies with Ron Artest.

 

[nbrans]

The press conference is on espnews right now!

He just took his shirt off to show that he has "Tru Warier" shaved into his back hair, I guess he really identifies with Ron Artest.

Now that is funny.

 

[quick dog]

Just to let you all know, I have a room full of people laughing right now. Blowing air through their fingers.

Nikolay Valuev indeed!

 

[Fillmoe]

Or it's just not funny.

DING DING DING DING DING!

 

[PFFFT!!]

VF, can we erase this now? I think the thread subject is probably driving people crazy at this point. Im sure people are waiting for more trades :\

 

[skillet]

Man I thought we got ourselves this guy for realz.....I mean people won't think the kings are soft anymore.....

 

[VF21]

You know what's funny? How some people who have posted really lame stuff in the past are just not getting this...

Talk about irony.

I'm closing the thread. It's a shame this time of humor is over some people's heads.