Kool Aid recipes

Mozart

Mozart

G-League
#1
#1
Kool Aid is frequently mentioned with regards Muss' half-time game strategies, so, just for fun, I thought I'd ask you fans to send in your own favorite Kool Aid recipes.


Here's mine:


A package of green Kool Aid (leftover from St Patrick's Day)
Organic fructose
Fresh lime juice and fresh orange juice
Vodka, lots of it...Russian, of course
Ice, lots of ice


Make and drink during any halftime in a Kings' game. It ought to make the third and fourth quarter much more enjoyable, though you may have trouble with fumbling around with the remote. Be sure to go to the bathroom during the commercials; no wait, watch the fugly commercials and go pee during the game telecasts--that way you'd be less miserable.


And, always, whenever you drink any sort of alcohol, drink at least 8 oz of pure water (I drink water with a twist of lime) for every serving of alcohol--that way your body would not suffer as badly as otherwise.
 
VF21

VF21

Super Moderator Emeritus
SME
#2
#2
You know, I'd generally move this to the Lounge but at this point I think discussing Kool-Aid recipes might well be as relevant as anything else we poor fans are trying to find to talk about.

:)
 
PixelPusher

PixelPusher

Starter
#5
#5
Musselman's Famous Halftime Kool-Aid


Recipe:

Source: Anonymous lockerroom trainer

8 cups lukewarm well water from the Indian burial grounds beneath Arco Arena (be sure to store some seperately for road games)

2 cups granulated sugar crystalized from the bitter sap that flows from the Tree of Woe

1 1/2 teaspoons of Musselman's special Kool-Aid powder made from dehydrated blood, sweat and tears of Golden State Warrior fans and players.

2 teaspoons cherry extract (cause everything tastes better with cherry extract)

8 cups crushed hopes and 2 cup of crushed ice
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Pour 4 cup of the cursed burial ground water into a blender. Add the woe sugar, Kool-Aid mix, and cherry extract. Blend this until all of the sugar is dissolved.

Add the crushed hopes and crushed ice and blend on high speed until the drink is a slushy, smooth, yet still inconsistent, with no remaining chunks of hope.

Add the remaining cursed water and blend briefly until mixed. You may have to stop the blender and use a long spoon to stir up the contents, as the motor of the blender will be possessed with dread spirits of despair and simply cease to function.

If necessary, put the blender into your freezer for 1/2 hour. This will help to calm any residual rage and allow for the apathy to thicken up the mix. After 1/2 hour remove blender from freezer and, again, blend briefly to mix. (to enhance the feeling of hopeless redundancy).

Makes (16) 8 ounce drinks.

OH, YEAH!
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SDKing

SDKing

Bench
#8
#8
PixelPusher said:
Musselman's Famous Halftime Kool-Aid

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Recipe:​



Source: Anonymous lockerroom trainer​



8 cups lukewarm well water from the Indian burial grounds beneath Arco Arena (be sure to store some seperately for road games)​



2 cups granulated sugar crystalized from the bitter sap that flows from the Tree of Woe​



1 1/2 teaspoons of Musselman's special Kool-Aid powder made from dehydrated blood, sweat and tears of Golden State Warrior fans and players.​



2 teaspoons cherry extract (cause everything tastes better with cherry extract)​



8 cups crushed hopes and 2 cup of crushed ice


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Pour 4 cup of the cursed burial ground water into a blender. Add the woe sugar, Kool-Aid mix, and cherry extract. Blend this until all of the sugar is dissolved.​



Add the crushed hopes and crushed ice and blend on high speed until the drink is a slushy, smooth, yet still inconsistent, with no remaining chunks of hope.​



Add the remaining cursed water and blend briefly until mixed. You may have to stop the blender and use a long spoon to stir up the contents, as the motor of the blender will be possessed with dread spirits of despair and simply cease to function.​



If necessary, put the blender into your freezer for 1/2 hour. This will help to calm any residual rage and allow for the apathy to thicken up the mix. After 1/2 hour remove blender from freezer and, again, blend briefly to mix. (to enhance the feeling of hopeless redundancy).​



Makes (16) 8 ounce drinks.​



OH, YEAH!​
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End the thread here, nothing more needs to be said
 
VF21

VF21

Super Moderator Emeritus
SME
#9
#9
PixelPusher said:
Musselman's Famous Halftime Kool-Aid


Recipe:

Source: Anonymous lockerroom trainer

8 cups lukewarm well water from the Indian burial grounds beneath Arco Arena (be sure to store some seperately for road games)

2 cups granulated sugar crystalized from the bitter sap that flows from the Tree of Woe

1 1/2 teaspoons of Musselman's special Kool-Aid powder made from dehydrated blood, sweat and tears of Golden State Warrior fans and players.

2 teaspoons cherry extract (cause everything tastes better with cherry extract)

8 cups crushed hopes and 2 cup of crushed ice
----------------------------------------------
Pour 4 cup of the cursed burial ground water into a blender. Add the woe sugar, Kool-Aid mix, and cherry extract. Blend this until all of the sugar is dissolved.

Add the crushed hopes and crushed ice and blend on high speed until the drink is a slushy, smooth, yet still inconsistent, with no remaining chunks of hope.

Add the remaining cursed water and blend briefly until mixed. You may have to stop the blender and use a long spoon to stir up the contents, as the motor of the blender will be possessed with dread spirits of despair and simply cease to function.

If necessary, put the blender into your freezer for 1/2 hour. This will help to calm any residual rage and allow for the apathy to thicken up the mix. After 1/2 hour remove blender from freezer and, again, blend briefly to mix. (to enhance the feeling of hopeless redundancy).

Makes (16) 8 ounce drinks.

OH, YEAH!
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Brilliant!!!
 
Big Cuz 15

Big Cuz 15

All-Star
#10
#10
LOL :)

PixelPusher said:
Musselman's Famous Halftime Kool-Aid


Recipe:

Source: Anonymous lockerroom trainer

8 cups lukewarm well water from the Indian burial grounds beneath Arco Arena (be sure to store some seperately for road games)

2 cups granulated sugar crystalized from the bitter sap that flows from the Tree of Woe

1 1/2 teaspoons of Musselman's special Kool-Aid powder made from dehydrated blood, sweat and tears of Golden State Warrior fans and players.

2 teaspoons cherry extract (cause everything tastes better with cherry extract)

8 cups crushed hopes and 2 cup of crushed ice
----------------------------------------------
Pour 4 cup of the cursed burial ground water into a blender. Add the woe sugar, Kool-Aid mix, and cherry extract. Blend this until all of the sugar is dissolved.

Add the crushed hopes and crushed ice and blend on high speed until the drink is a slushy, smooth, yet still inconsistent, with no remaining chunks of hope.

Add the remaining cursed water and blend briefly until mixed. You may have to stop the blender and use a long spoon to stir up the contents, as the motor of the blender will be possessed with dread spirits of despair and simply cease to function.

If necessary, put the blender into your freezer for 1/2 hour. This will help to calm any residual rage and allow for the apathy to thicken up the mix. After 1/2 hour remove blender from freezer and, again, blend briefly to mix. (to enhance the feeling of hopeless redundancy).

Makes (16) 8 ounce drinks.

OH, YEAH!
​
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