As what should come as a surprise to absolutely no one, the LA Lakers don't have a mascot. How could a mere mortal in a costume hope to compete with the Hollywood celebrities who can be spotted in the crowd? (Number of celebrities varies with the relative success of the team at the moment, BTW.) But, even with no mascot, they do have one constant:
Enough about the Lakers.
I hate LA. I hate everything about LA.
DIE LAKER SCUM!!!
Enough about the Lakers.
I hate LA. I hate everything about LA.
DIE LAKER SCUM!!!