Jimmer will keep your team in Sactown

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jwill55

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Jimmer, IMO, can keep your franchise from moving. Jimmer is the man people will rally around. Jimmer will make your team interesting again, just like after the last lockout. The Kings became America's darling and rode that wave of popularity to being one of the most successful NBA franchises in league history. Jimmer has the appeal and the skill. Get behind him before it's too late.

Jimmer time = keep your team time.
 
Mad D

Mad D

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Criss Angel can walk on water, Jimmer can swim through land

Jimmer doesn't need to do anything for a Klondike bar

Santa writes letters to Jimmer

Jimmer won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Jimmer can eat soup with a fork

Chuck Norris wears Jimmer pajamas to bed

Jimmer cooks one minute meals in 30 seconds

Jimmer wins Tic-Tac-Toe in a single move

Jimmer once gave a cop a speeding ticket

When life hands you lemons, Jimmer makes orange juice
 
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OptimusRhyme

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AND i WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE, with great VENGEANCE and FUUUUURIOUS ANGER! Those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my BROTHERS and you will KNOW MY NAME IS THE JIMMER!!!!!!!!!
 
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Starting to think that OP is a Utah Ute fan... you guys would be surprised how many of them create fake BYU-fan avatars just to try and make us look bad...
 
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jwill55

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Italics said:
Well, the above post settles it. Jwill is a troll... likely not even a BYU/Jimmer/Kings fan.

Can the mods ban this guy's IP now?
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I'm not a troll. Banning me would be an injustice. However, it happens every day. I accept my fate for being myself. I admit Jimmer is good looking and that's that. Looks matter in the entertainment industry and the NBA is an entertainment industry.

I love you!
 
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BMiller52

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jwill55 said:
I'm not a troll. Banning me would be an injustice. However, it happens every day. I accept my fate for being myself. I admit Jimmer is good looking and that's that. Looks matter in the entertainment industry and the NBA is an entertainment industry.

I love you!
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hahahahaha
 
Glenn

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Italics said:
Well, the above post settles it. Jwill is a troll... likely not even a BYU/Jimmer/Kings fan.

Can the mods ban this guy's IP now?
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Report it to any of the people with Moderator under the name and express your concerns. I personally hope we can keep this person as a poster. It will depend entirely on whether the person branches out and actually contributes instead of aggravates.
 
Glenn

Glenn

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jwill55 said:
I'm not a troll. Banning me would be an injustice. However, it happens every day. I accept my fate for being myself. I admit Jimmer is good looking and that's that. Looks matter in the entertainment industry and the NBA is an entertainment industry.
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Prove yourself to us. The fact you take some pride in the number of times you have banned in the past indicates to me that you have little concern about anyone but yourself and banning is some weird badge of honor.

Anyway, stick in here and try to blend a little better. There's nothing wrong with being a fan of Jimmer as several of us like him very much. Just remember this is a team with bigger goals than making Jimmer look good. :)
 
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RookieOfTheDay

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Glenn said:
Prove yourself to us. The fact you take some pride in the number of times you have banned in the past indicates to me that hve little concerns about anyone but yourself and this is some weird badge of honor.

Anyway, stick in here and try to blend a little better. There's nothing wrong with being a fan of Jimmer as several of us like him very much. Just remember this is a team with bigger goals than making Jimmer look good. :)
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Yeah, don't be yourself. Conform or be cast out.
 
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