If the Kings draft _______, I will _______

[HighFlyingMonkey]

Just a little game to pass time until the draft. Fill in the blanks in the title. Be creative

Examples:
"If the Kings draft Brandan Wright, I will drive around Sacramento buying Brandan Wright jerseys for orphans"
"If the Kings draft a shooting guard, I will drown myself in a toilet"

 

[6th]

If the Kings draft a combo guard, I'll...

 

[6th]

If the Kings draft another 6'7" tweener, I'll...

 

[6th]

If the Kings draft Yi, I'll...

 

[Jechtsphere]

If the Kings draft Spencer Hawes I will try out for the team.

 

[nebs]

If the Kings draft another 6'7" tweener, I'll...

You'll start smoking?

Heh.

 

[venom_7]

If the Kings draft Spencer Hawes I will try out for the team.

heh.
If the Kings draft Yi Jianlian, I will contribute 500$ (monopoly ) to this board to help support all of the new 'fans' it will get.

 

[chelle]

heh.
If the Kings draft Yi Jianlian, I will contribute 500$ to this board to help support all of the new 'fans' it will get.

Careful, we will hold you to that one!

 

[BMiller52]

If the Kings draft somebody, I will maybe do something.

If the Kings draft Julian Wright, I'll be happy.

If the Kings draft Brandan Wright, I'll be EXTREMELY happy.

 

[Big Cuz 15]

if the kings draft yi jianlian, i'll eat ramen for a year.

 

[sactownfan]

if the kings draft....... Noah, B. Wright, or Yeeeee !

i will edit my signature. and begin the new one with one of these players names, and title it "A NEW BEGINNING !"

and if they did something like trade Mike Bibby and Ron Artest to the Heat for the No. 20, Dorrell Wright, Udonis Haslem and the expiring contract of Jason Williams. on top of picking one of these players.

i would crap my pants first, then i would add this trade to my " A NEW BEGINNING" list. then re title my list to "!#$^#@!" and then lay down and die a happy man.

 

[Kingster]

If the Kings draft one first round player, I will be dissatisfied.


I WANT MORE PICKS!

 

[RIP miyagi]

if the kings draft mike conley, i will be the happiest man on earthand why would you want the heat to have a team that stacked? bibby, artest, d wade, and Shaq? petri would would have to be crazy to do that.

 

[perezident]

If the Kings draft Hawes and more than likely he'll turn out to be Jabri Smith lol..I'll start a thread called...."why petrie why!!??"

 

[BRad1055]

Who cares if the Heat are stacked if they got Bibby and Artest. We will not be going for a title anytime soon so who cares. Plus there in the East. If the Kings draft Brandon Wright, I will be mad because he went to North Carolina and I hate the Tar Heels. If the Kings draft Julian Wright, I will be happy.

 

[stevetaebo]

Careful, we will hold you to that one!

Good thing you got em before he edited that. Now it's set in stone. Drinks all around if Yi's in SacTown.

 

[BawLa]

If the Kings draft a man that is 6'7" I will pull my hair out!

 

[Circa_1985_Fan]

when the Kings draft Spencer Hawes and trade for another 1st round pick and then draft Jason Smith...I will...not be suprised...typical...*sigh*

Great...then we'll have THREE unathletic, non-imposing Charmin soft 'big' men...and I use that term VERY lightly.

 

[uptempo-kings]

if the kings draft yi i will buy his rookie card and his jersey, but i will turn off the t.v. because of all the endorsements he will get unless he speaks english well, yao's rookie season he sounded like mutumbo!!!

 

[Kingzrool]

if the kings draft yi i will buy his rookie card and his jersey, but i will turn off the t.v. because of all the endorsements he will get unless he speaks english well, yao's rookie season he sounded like mutumbo!!!

Yi speaks better english than Yao did no doubt. Not to mention his slashing.If Yi is drafted, I will wave the freak flag high. If Noah is drafted I may become a Rockets fan.

 

[SLAB]

If the Kings draft Branden Wright, I will do a victory lap around my block potentially wearing only boxers.

If the Kings draft Yi, I will jump for joy and eagerly await what he will look like come the season.

If the Kings draft anything other than a PF or a C, see what 6th said.

 

[uptempo-kings]

Yi speaks better english than Yao did no doubt. Not to mention his slashing.
If Yi is drafted, I will wave the freak flag high. </P>If Noah is drafted I may become a Rockets fan.</p>

ah the rockets aka the kings of old it seemed like we switch spots with the rockets they're getting good we suck, but this belongs in another thread so come on yi be our yao

 

[Kingzrool]

8.8pts a game 0.0ast .02rpg .79%ft 39%3pt

Are these stats supposed to make sense? Less than 1% ft but 39% 3pt?
edit haha - quoted you before you edited

 

[uptempo-kings]

Are these stats supposed to make sense? Less than 1% ft but 39% 3pt?
edit haha - quoted you before you edited

yeah i was posting in the break out year forum long days work man lol tired but b4 i sleep gotta see was up with the kings and watch south park, damn it i was hoping no one seen my mishap hahaha, yi isn't that a brand name for nooodles???

 

[HighFlyingMonkey]

If the Kings draft Al Horford by trading up, I will stay in the Palms for the rest of my life.

 

[Fresno King]

If the Kings draft Joakim Noah, I'll grow out my hair just like his and tell everyone here "I told you so."

 

[pdxKingsFan]

If the Kings draft Greg Oden I'll buy season tickets and give em out free to members of kingsfans.com

 

[SacKings384]

If the Kings draft Joakim Noash, I will throw a brick at the television. I hate Joakim Noah with a passion. I'd rather have Samaki Walker than Noah on the Kings...

 

[kingzzzfan4ever]

If the Kings draft Yi Jianlian, I will eat wasabe on my dude!

You'll get what I mean if you watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc&mode=related&search=

 

[BMiller52]

If the Kings draft Spencer Hawes, I will throw myself off a cliff.