I borrowed this from a Thanksgiving card I saw today...
How to Roast a Turkey
Step 1: Defrost turkey
Step 2: Drink glass of wine
Step 3: Place turkey in oven
Step 4: Drink another glass of wine
Step 5: Preheat the degrees at 400 ovens
Step 6: Drink two more wine of glasses
Step 7: Roast the wine for four hours
Step 8: Glass yourself a wine of pour
Step 9: Tuff the turkey
Step 10: Bless the meal and call a cab.
A Thanksgiving Happy Have!
How to Roast a Turkey
Step 1: Defrost turkey
Step 2: Drink glass of wine
Step 3: Place turkey in oven
Step 4: Drink another glass of wine
Step 5: Preheat the degrees at 400 ovens
Step 6: Drink two more wine of glasses
Step 7: Roast the wine for four hours
Step 8: Glass yourself a wine of pour
Step 9: Tuff the turkey
Step 10: Bless the meal and call a cab.
A Thanksgiving Happy Have!