mcsluggo
Starter
- the kings continue their current level of suckitude for the rest of the season, thus securing many extra ping pong balls.
- the Kings "win" the draft lottery, thus securing the first pick in the upcoming draft.
- Mr. Oden, assesses the situation, and concludes that college life looks mighty appealing for one more year.
- Kings draft the iligitimate love child of Pervis Ellison with the first pick in the draft. I know he's out there somewhere, in spirit, if not genetically--- and the ever diligent kings will spare no expenses finding him.
- And the Kings will officially have completed the great circle, and returned themselves to the early 1990s.
- Kings next make the playoffs in 2016 (playing in some other city? who knows?)
- all is back in equilibrium in the basketball universe.