Bricklayer
Don't Make Me Use The Bat
Welcome to the Awful Bowl 2007, home of the worst last minute in the history of professional basketball.
In honor of our, er, "team", tongiht's theme is: Famous Dysfunctional Families
Artest ( A- ) -- in the first half repeatedly took advantage of Jared Jeffiries, a good defender, but a stickman. And was just stronger and better than Richardson at the same things QRich excels at -- strength and post play from the SF spot. But did not start to truly shine until the chips were down. Wiht Kevin neutralized in the 4th, Ron stepped up and played huge on both sides of the ball. Not only scoring, but guarding big ole Eddie Curry as well down in the post better than any of our alleged big men could do. Was also the guy we ran our called plays through off on the wing. Repeatedly drew doubles, and kicked it to the open men, who only sporadically converted. Played big in the first OT on both sides of the ball. And had a solid 2nd OT uuntil joining our self destruction parade in the last minute and throwing a dumb TO. Am going to use that and his awful FT shooting -- at one point was 1-7 from the line to justify the "-" here in light of Kevin's A. Should be some distinction, but Ron was the leader down the stretch.
Married With Children -- hey, at least the daughter was a hottie.
Moore ( C+ ) -- well, have to give him credit for consistency if nothing else. Mr. 4pts and 4rebs gave us...4pts and 4rebs. Remarkable. And watching him try to stop Curry in there was fun. Only giving up about 70 lbs. However as Mikki Moore games go, on the small palette on which he paints, this one was solid. He didn't drop many balls with those oven mitts, still can't hit any shot that requires skill, but did get a couple of follows, and was doing his 7'0" Quincy Douby imitation and hopping around trying to draw charges in there. Was probably done for the night after the third I think it was, with us instead choosing to go with a variety of small ball lineups, but once Brad fouled out we were *gulp* forced to turn to Mikki in the OTs, and amazingly not only did he not screw it up for us, he was actually screwing it up maybe the least of all the starters by the end of the second OT (although maybe if he himself had not fouled out he could have thrown something away or dropped something himself -- could just be an opportunity thing. In any case, tongiht he was just a guy...a guy watching his man go for 24 and 16, but still just a guy. And when Mikki is just a guy, you count your blessings.
Psycho -- ok, so you murder your mom, stuff her in the basement for 10 years, and then run around slashing up young numbiles while wearing mom's clothes? That's...not normal.
Miller ( B ) -- got run over by Curry on a number of occasions, but hit the glass solidly and countered with his own points. Threw in a few nice classic Brad passes as well. Nearly got to be the goat for blowing the coverage on Curry at the buzzer, letting himself get pushed out of the paint and giving Curry a free shot at the rim. Was bailed out by Salmons coming over to distract the big ole dinosaur just enough for him to blow the gimme. This ladies and gentlemen being why you DUNK it. Lost him to fouls in the first OT, with the consolation being that Curry himself was already in major foul trouble as well. Tells you what you need to know about Brad's mighty interior defense that we decided that letting 6'7" SF Ron Artest go brawn on brawn on Curry was the better move than lettign Brad continue to fight a losing battle.
Oedipus -- ok, your dad tried to kill you as an infant. And so you grow up, outwit some messed up part bird part lion part human thing, kill dad and get married to your own mother. That's so messed up that they name complexes for it.
Martin ( A ) -- I went back and forth on this grade about 10 times, to add the + or not. And I am still slightly bemused that on what has to be the finest statistical night of Kevin's career, I finally decided agains the "+". But here's why: after the thrid quarter, Kevin was no longer the best player on our team, and was not the guy who mattered most during all the winning times that followed. And that's normally where that "+" comes from. And normally when a guy puts up huge numbers, its just assumed that he was the best player when it mattered. But not tonight. Got of to a big big first half and was allowed to more or less go wherever he wanted to on the court. Had some defensive issues as usual wiht Marbury and Crawfoird, but nothing near as severe as thehurting he was putting on the Knicks. Also was coming back to the glass rather than leaking out, and gave us a big boost on the defensive glass. Got more one dimesnaionl after half, mostly jsut scoring. But the Knicks locked into him in the 4th, and Kevin started forcing bad shots looking for the bailout foul. Really a considerably bad quarter for him, and particularly dramatic given the big first three quarters. Hit one shot in the first OT. Also got called on a tough foul to give the Knicks a tying three point play at the 1:30 minute mark. Had an eventful 2nd OT, hittig a big three that looked like it shoudl have iced it, then contributing to our attempted collapse by choking a pair of FTs in the final minute, then benefitting from the Knicks' need to intentionally foul to win redemption, and set his career high before it was over.
All in the Family -- dad was a low brow neadrathal, son in law was a hippy, and mom was just really really annoying. Sounds just like home.
In honor of our, er, "team", tongiht's theme is: Famous Dysfunctional Families
Artest ( A- ) -- in the first half repeatedly took advantage of Jared Jeffiries, a good defender, but a stickman. And was just stronger and better than Richardson at the same things QRich excels at -- strength and post play from the SF spot. But did not start to truly shine until the chips were down. Wiht Kevin neutralized in the 4th, Ron stepped up and played huge on both sides of the ball. Not only scoring, but guarding big ole Eddie Curry as well down in the post better than any of our alleged big men could do. Was also the guy we ran our called plays through off on the wing. Repeatedly drew doubles, and kicked it to the open men, who only sporadically converted. Played big in the first OT on both sides of the ball. And had a solid 2nd OT uuntil joining our self destruction parade in the last minute and throwing a dumb TO. Am going to use that and his awful FT shooting -- at one point was 1-7 from the line to justify the "-" here in light of Kevin's A. Should be some distinction, but Ron was the leader down the stretch.
Married With Children -- hey, at least the daughter was a hottie.
Moore ( C+ ) -- well, have to give him credit for consistency if nothing else. Mr. 4pts and 4rebs gave us...4pts and 4rebs. Remarkable. And watching him try to stop Curry in there was fun. Only giving up about 70 lbs. However as Mikki Moore games go, on the small palette on which he paints, this one was solid. He didn't drop many balls with those oven mitts, still can't hit any shot that requires skill, but did get a couple of follows, and was doing his 7'0" Quincy Douby imitation and hopping around trying to draw charges in there. Was probably done for the night after the third I think it was, with us instead choosing to go with a variety of small ball lineups, but once Brad fouled out we were *gulp* forced to turn to Mikki in the OTs, and amazingly not only did he not screw it up for us, he was actually screwing it up maybe the least of all the starters by the end of the second OT (although maybe if he himself had not fouled out he could have thrown something away or dropped something himself -- could just be an opportunity thing. In any case, tongiht he was just a guy...a guy watching his man go for 24 and 16, but still just a guy. And when Mikki is just a guy, you count your blessings.

Psycho -- ok, so you murder your mom, stuff her in the basement for 10 years, and then run around slashing up young numbiles while wearing mom's clothes? That's...not normal.
Miller ( B ) -- got run over by Curry on a number of occasions, but hit the glass solidly and countered with his own points. Threw in a few nice classic Brad passes as well. Nearly got to be the goat for blowing the coverage on Curry at the buzzer, letting himself get pushed out of the paint and giving Curry a free shot at the rim. Was bailed out by Salmons coming over to distract the big ole dinosaur just enough for him to blow the gimme. This ladies and gentlemen being why you DUNK it. Lost him to fouls in the first OT, with the consolation being that Curry himself was already in major foul trouble as well. Tells you what you need to know about Brad's mighty interior defense that we decided that letting 6'7" SF Ron Artest go brawn on brawn on Curry was the better move than lettign Brad continue to fight a losing battle.

Oedipus -- ok, your dad tried to kill you as an infant. And so you grow up, outwit some messed up part bird part lion part human thing, kill dad and get married to your own mother. That's so messed up that they name complexes for it.
Martin ( A ) -- I went back and forth on this grade about 10 times, to add the + or not. And I am still slightly bemused that on what has to be the finest statistical night of Kevin's career, I finally decided agains the "+". But here's why: after the thrid quarter, Kevin was no longer the best player on our team, and was not the guy who mattered most during all the winning times that followed. And that's normally where that "+" comes from. And normally when a guy puts up huge numbers, its just assumed that he was the best player when it mattered. But not tonight. Got of to a big big first half and was allowed to more or less go wherever he wanted to on the court. Had some defensive issues as usual wiht Marbury and Crawfoird, but nothing near as severe as thehurting he was putting on the Knicks. Also was coming back to the glass rather than leaking out, and gave us a big boost on the defensive glass. Got more one dimesnaionl after half, mostly jsut scoring. But the Knicks locked into him in the 4th, and Kevin started forcing bad shots looking for the bailout foul. Really a considerably bad quarter for him, and particularly dramatic given the big first three quarters. Hit one shot in the first OT. Also got called on a tough foul to give the Knicks a tying three point play at the 1:30 minute mark. Had an eventful 2nd OT, hittig a big three that looked like it shoudl have iced it, then contributing to our attempted collapse by choking a pair of FTs in the final minute, then benefitting from the Knicks' need to intentionally foul to win redemption, and set his career high before it was over.

All in the Family -- dad was a low brow neadrathal, son in law was a hippy, and mom was just really really annoying. Sounds just like home.
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