Grades v. Grizzlies 02/12

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Bricklayer

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And so yes, in honor of the wonderful effort tonight, the theme will be: Despair...and other fun concepts

Artest ( C+ ) -- provided little in the first half besides a couple of nice passes. Not much of a factor defensively either. But in the third as the Grizzlies threatened to actually run us out of the building (believe it or not), Ron came up with back to back three point plays (one a post move and ticky tack foul) the other a three pointer, to keep us close. Note, however, with us going small that it was Ron covering Warrick the other way, and just as Gay was lighting us up with Ron on him in the first half, Warrick was caryring them in the third against Ron as well. After his little third quarter push, forced up the occasional one on one attempt, but pretty much just quietly disappeared along with everybody else. In fact much of the game tonight had a quiet lack of effort feel to it from Ron. Caught him standing around a lot.
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Moore ( C ) -- had himself an indifferent first half in another one of those run n gun games that always threatens his minutes with Ron at PF stealing time. And Warrick really began lighting us up in the third, kicking not only Mikki's butt, but Ron's as well. Did come up with a nice block out near the three point line on Warrick in the mid 4th that looked like it might briefly stem the Grizzlies momentum, but it obviously did not as they went right back to putting us away.
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Miller ( B- ) -- quiet first half, but still much more solid than the woeful Darko. Kind of duplicated the effort after half -- but this time Darko weebled and wobbled his way to a better half than Brad. Fumbled a lot of catches and balls down inside. One of those games where the stats really don't tell the story. Stats are rock solid, game was just a shrug with no impact.
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Martin ( A- ) -- ands so the yoyo swang back up...or down...or whatever. Or it did for a half, and then swung back violently the other way in the 3rd and 4th, meaning perhaps the yoyo swings are getting even quicker? I dunno. Anyway, Kevin once again bounced back from an ugly showing last game with a big big first half that had him sitting on a possible A+ at one point. 26 points before the break. In fact actually I think 26 points in about the first 20-21 minutes. And both the good and the bad of it was that it was really all about aggression for him. He never at any point was really all that hot. He hit some nice shots, but even while pouring in points he was missing quite a few too. And maybe that good thing was actually also a bad thing, because it meant that he was expending a tremendous amount of energy to get those points and sustaining was going to be difficult, and while who knows, it also, in a turnaround, might have helped keep his teammates from getting in arhythm -- because they certianly all (except Mike) pretty much sucked before the break. In any case, Kevin's F,A,F,A pattern continued, and you will take frozen teammates when you have a superstar scorer on your team. Problem is, that we did only for a half, and then the wheels fell off. Maybe he tired, maybe it was that yoyo thing, maybe he chocked or felt that he had proved his point. Whatever it was, he played an A+ first half and yet by the end of the game I was deciding whether he even managed to hang onto the A- or whether he was going to drop into the Bs. Missed shot after shot, many of them open, after the break, and almost entirely disappeared for 15 minutes of the game before briefly staggering back to life in the mid 4th for a little six point mini-burst. But that was it. 33pts 7rebs still warranted the A- I thought, but with almost all of it in the first half, only 9-23 shooting, and a loss to a terrible team, that B+ was tempting me.
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Bibby ( B- ) -- our other hottish player in the first half as it turned out to be another one of those games where one or tow guys off to a hot start were merely covering up the underlying stench. Got quiet int he second half, and while there was an ever so brief little attempt to play hero late, it wasn't even close to enough. Finally got to play his old normal minutes in this one with Beno playing as much beside him as in place of him, and played decently in those minutes. In fact by this year's Bibby standards played well.
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Salmons ( F ) -- tried to do too much off the bench and as a result ended up doing nothing instead. And the complete lack of a bench was where we really lost it tonight. In John's case he was just trying to force his way inside again and again, and I fear may have been listening to his press clippings too much. Instead he spent most of his time turning it over and hopping around with his who me/I got fouled face on as the other nine players continued playing. Hey, somebody had to earn an F when this kind of crap happens right? And I couldn't think of any stretch of play to save John from that fate. +/- is always a shaky indicator, but John tongiht was a -28. -28 in one game. That's...not good. Means the other team's fans are pretty much cheering for you to come into the game.
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Beno ( D ) -- and another ineffective bencher. Had some struggles against the mega-flopping Navarro in the second quarter, although he did hit a three. Noentheless we floundered while he was out there running the team (may also have been who he was out there with). And it was even worse in the second half as things were falling apart even before he took the helm. Also played a lot of minutes as an OG next to Bibby this time out, and did little with them. Forced up a couple of ugly/crazy shots in the paint that I would like an explanantion for at some point. You would think with two Pgs out there it would have cut down on the one on on e play, but it may have just made it worse for those stretches.
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Hawes ( C- ) -- was ineffective in limited minutes off the bench -- nothing on the glass, got blown by on defense -- and many of them against perhaps the very worst basketball player in the league in Collins too (although the Grizz positively dazzled us with the worst frontcourt in the history of professional basketball for several stretches there with both Collins and Scalabrine out there together...and still they stretched the lead).
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Douby ( F ) -- well Quincy certainly does have a unique way of building on the confidence he may have inspired with his one quarter outburst against the Jazz. Miss all your own shots, get lit up and out saavied on the other end, and continue to not do anything else on the boards, or any of that passing stuff or whatever on the way to the -22 +/- on the night. Its daring really. Gotta tip my hat to Quncy -- really knows how to think outside the box.
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Jones ( INC ) -- actually...when did this happen? The man almost got himself a full minute tonight and I somehow missed it? Egads.
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Williams ( INC ) -- it is entirely possible he lost the game for us with his 13 seconds of play. Bastard.
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whoooa TWILIGHT ZONE

i JUST posted one of these 4chan word mockup things in the gamethread. its the facepalm one though...that one fits nicely too

edit: omg our posts were at the same minute. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
 
I love how 4chan gets credit for a concept they stole from Despair.com...

okay, maybe they didnt invent the meme, but they definitely expanded it. Both that picture and the one I posted in the game thread are from 4chan and not despair.

Regardless to any of that, its still rediculous for two of those to be posted at the same minute when I haven't seen one posted in the 5 years I've been on this forum.

brick: you should use this image http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/shipment_of_fail.jpg
 
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How can you give Kevin Martin an A-?!?!?!?!

The guy had a great first half but a TERRIBLE 2nd half.
 
How can you give Kevin Martin an A-?!?!?!?!

The guy had a great first half but a TERRIBLE 2nd half.
As has been the case with Kevin during his 'slump' of the last week or so. Horrible game...sorta good game...horrible game...sorta good game...etc...

edit: so if his pattern continues its repetition...yeah, you know what kinda game we're in for next...
 
I am reminded of one of my favorite lines from a Hal Hartley film:
"A child-like innocence is no substitute for despair."
 
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