Football

nebs

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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats
right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like..........Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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That made me laugh for some reason.
 
I have to admit to being very cautious about opening this thread...

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And now, I shall be telling this every chance I get. Thanks, nebs! I don't know very many jokes fit for all ages!

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