- The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Tetsujin) = 30 "I've got the two recent Zelda games pretty much tied here for #1 because I'd really like to play these if I ever get a chance to. Don't have much else to say about them. The stylized look of the graphics makes me slightly jealous of the Nintendo people for a change."
- The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (Tetsujin) = 29 "See above. Also, the look of these games feels at least partly inspired by the three games that Fumito Ueda was lead designer on for Sony: Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, and The Last Guardian. And I loved the look of those games, if not always the gameplay."
Shadow of the Colossus was a huge influence on Breath of the Wild. In fact, I’d be willing to bet it was THE influence of BotW outside of the Zelda franchise itself, particularly the original NES Zelda.
It’s a lot more populated with traditional Zelda lore, enemies, people, structures, and like just things in general, but Hyrule is very much a barren post-apocalyptic waste in the spirit of the Forbidden Lands, which are traversed through running, horseback riding, and climbing (I guess Wander can technically “glide” too by hanging onto hawks, so I’ll count it). The Divine beasts are Zelda versions of the Colossi, made into mini-dungeons. You’re largely meant to create your own stories of the land based on the hollowed out husks of civilization you find in both games.
I also really liked, but didn’t love Shadow of the Colossus - it being the last game I couch co-oped from beginning to end with my best friend. And while I love the unsolvable mysterious angle, in BotW at least, I wanted more winding caves and ornate dungeons to explore, and exciting equipment to find as a reward for taking the countless roads less traveled.
That is not at all the point of Shadow of the Colossus, but it’s the reason Miyamoto created Zelda in the first place.
- Metroid Dread (Tetsujin) = 19 "So apparently updated graphics is enough for me to rank a modern reboot of a Metroid game 12 spots higher than I ranked the SNES version in Lowenherz' list. This means I'm not a hipster, right?"
- The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker (Insomniac) = 17 "I'm approaching these Zelda games as a total outsider, but for me this is where Zelda really began to differentiate itself as a series worth paying attention to. The early NES/SNES/Gameboy games clearly have a lot of fans here and the N64 games were hugely popular in their day but most of them don't merit much more than a shrug from me. This one looks distinctive and different in a way that I can clearly point to and say "okay, that's a Zelda game -- I'd like to try that".
OK Zoomer.

(I know that you’re a millennial. You’re maybe 5 years younger than me).
First, I think the games of the N64, GameBoy, and NES don’t entirely hold up as well due to their outdated hardware. While there are certainly gems and verified classics on all three, I understand the “learning curve” for later generations to give games on those systems a break for their graphics and sometimes rickety, of-its-time gameplay.
The SNES however, I think, transcends its era. And sure that might be my nostalgia talking, but when modern games, indie and triple A alike, go retro, the majority of the time they mimic the SNES (and Genesis I guess) 16-bit graphics and not simply as nostalgia-bait. From the GameBoy Advanced to the Switch, there has been a hungry and accepting market made-up of all generations of gamers for 16-bit throwback graphics and gameplay. Meanwhile 8-bit NES and blocky polygon N64 retro titles tend to be more niche and nostalgia-centric. Graphic and gameplay-wise, for every Shovel Knight and A Hat in Time, there are about a dozen Stardew Valley and Sea of Stars.
All that is merely to set-up that I think both Super Metroid and Zelda: A Link to the Past would be fantastic starting points for you to give the older entries in these classic franchises a try.
As a reminder, I did not play Super Metroid until I was in my 30s, it had already been oversold to me as amazing, I’d disliked the NES and GameBoy Metroids, and only after I had already played Symphony of the Night.
If Wind Waker and Metroid Dread are interesting to you, their SNES counterparts could surprise you.
- Sid Meier's Civilization IV (Insomniac) = 14 "Now that I know Dwarf Fortress exists, this feels slightly obsolete. And the further afield I've gotten in my historical research, the harder it is for me to look past the Civ series' somewhat ham-fisted treatment of human development. As an alternative, there's a Civ style board game called Bios: Origins 2nd Edition which is not without it's own flaws (and you really need to concentrate to learn all of the iconography) but I like how it places a greater focus on the role that ideas and language play in guiding civilizations. Lest anyone thinks I'm trying to 'nerd-shame' by not liking fantasy settings, I play board games like this for fun so I'm in the same cast iron balloon -- just with different furniture."
My dream Civ game has a zoom in feature where every city is handcrafted in a SimCity 2000 style, you develop and maybe even design inventions, wonders, and units that are entirely unique to your civilization and culture, the tech tree continues maybe a full millennia past modern day into imaginative future techs and leads to exploring, colonizing, and developing moons and other planets, you have to keep replacing leaders for your nation in whatever style of government you choose similar to Crusader Kings, there is much more involved diplomacy, espionage, and trade including colonization and imperialism, you have more direct control of your nations culture and philosophies so if I want to create tyrannically theocratic nation of Zen Fascists Samurai I can do that, and there is a scenario where I get to roleplay as the ID4 aliens with the goal of wiping out every city and filthy human on the miserable, backwater planet.
I’d also want to design my own flag. As we know you can’t have a country without a flag. Those are the rules.
But until that game that is way too labor intensive to make and specifically detailed to appeal to a mass audience hits the market, the accessibility and chill “just one more turn” gameplay of Civilization (II specifically. IV works too) is golden.
- Rampage World Tour (Tetsujin) = 12 "Bonus points for doubling up on rampaging gorillas with your list. I believe with this and Donkey Kong Bananza you win this category handily. Actual gorillas aren't nearly as rampage-y as their fictional counterparts, but just thinking about gorillas makes me smile so I'll let that slide. Orangutans are a clear #1 in my great ape rankings since I think they might be a better hang, but gorillas are not far behind at #2."
This went in a much different direction than I expected in a discussion about Ranpage.
- NFL Blitz (Insomniac) = 2 "Football season is almost here! I guess this ranking partially reflects my level of enthusiasm for the Niners / Trojans chances of not disappointing me this year."
Be faithful. This year, the Super Bowl is a home game.